"Places I'd Rather Not Live In..."

[King Grover]

"Places I'd Rather Not Live In..."

Paradox, New York
Crapo, Maryland
Boogertown, North Carolina
Spasticville, Kansas
Hellhole, Idaho
Purgatory, Maine

What would Freud say about...

Climax, Michigan
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Needmore, Arkansas (Clinton's Home Town?)
Hardup, Utah
Big Bogue Homo, Mississippi
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Hornytown, North Carolina
Conception Junction, Missouri


It doesn't surprise me that there is a...

Rudeville, New Jersey
Boring, Oregon
Hell, Michigan
Hooker, California
Virgin, Utah
Dulls Corner, Maryland
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Volcano, Hawaii
Beersville, Pennsylvania
Fleatown, Ohio
Burnt Corn, Alabama
Two Guns, Arizona
Toad Suck, Arkansas

[DaOnly123Kid]

lol

thats funny

[Pogi]

Shenandoah, VA

[CobraTekMax]

Woodstock, Va.

[Wayward Clam]

I wish I was from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

Being from Thunder Bay sucks.

Being Canadian is cool, however...

[weich]

I've been to hell. Hell, Michigan that is, and it's nothing to laugh about. They had a hotel there that had gone out of business and a sign on the front door read,"Gone to heaven". I kid you not.

The worst place EVER is Utica, NY. Blah.

[Mr_Miyagi]

the worst place is my mother in laws...

but dont tell the wife!

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by weich:
I've been to hell. Hell, Michigan that is, and it's nothing to laugh about. They had a hotel there that had gone out of business and a sign on the front door read,"Gone to heaven". I kid you not.

The worst place EVER is Utica, NY. Blah.

Hell, Michigan. Now THAT'S where I should be from.

[DaOnly123Kid]

Originally posted by weich:
I've been to hell. Hell, Michigan that is, and it's nothing to laugh about. They had a hotel there that had gone out of business and a sign on the front door read,"Gone to heaven". I kid you not.

The worst place EVER is Utica, NY. Blah.

i've been to Hell, U.S.V.I.

[Sowulo]

Originally posted by King Super Grover:
It doesn't surprise me that there is a...

Rudeville, New Jersey
Boring, Oregon
Hell, Michigan
Hooker, California
Virgin, Utah
Dulls Corner, Maryland
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Volcano, Hawaii
Beersville, Pennsylvania
Fleatown, Ohio
Burnt Corn, Alabama
Two Guns, Arizona
Toad Suck, Arkansas

This is the truth...

I have a friend from Hell, MI (born and raised there)

And

Boring, Oregon is about 7 miles from here (and it is....)

[underfunded]

I've been to Purgatory, ME. It's about 45 miles from where I live (Auburn, ME) Not much to say about the town.

[SubZero]

Now when you tell someone to "Go to Hell", they just need to go to Michigan!

[Snommis69]

Don't forget Blue Ball, PA and Bird-In-Hand, PA.... or are they suburbs of Intercourse?

[Wayward Clam]

My Mom lives in Indian Head, Saskatchewan.

[weich]

I used to live by Climax township.

Now when you tell someone to "Go to Hell", they just need to go to Michigan!

Funny thing is, when I was going to Hell, I got lost. About 2:00a.m. I got pulled over by a sheriff(he was looking for drunk drivers, but I was sober). He started to walk back to his car when I stuck my head out the window and yelled,"Hey, how do I go to hell?" He said,"Ten miles up the road and take a left at the light."

The rest of the trip was a disaster too. I ended up getting lost again(long story), I had to sleep in the "Southern Boy Motel" and when I got to hell, the sign that I was looking for, the one that said,"Welcome to Hell" was gone. In fact, it never existed, the grocer/post office worker/video rental lady/fishing store lady/ told me that it had been computer generated for use in the Saturn commercials. I had driven 250 miles for a computer generated sign? Damnit!!!! I did find some snow and prove that a snowball does have a chance in Hell, and I kicked off the T-Tops*, cranked Highway to Hell by ACDC and got the hell(sorry about the pun) out of there.

*It was early April, and it was one of those fluke days that actually ended up being 60 degrees, luckily I got to the snow before the heat did.