Did you know..... ?

[Tazdrummer]

Did you know once you buy Windows XP it will allow you to have psychic powers so you can pick the 500 million dollar lottery numbers?

Did you know that once you buy Windows XP you will be able to raise the dead??

Did you know that once you buy Windows XP it will analyze your dreams while you sleep and make them come true?

Did you know that once you buy Windows XP Playboy playmates will receive your phone number and ask you out for dates?

Does anyone feel these are gonna be the next marketing slogans for XP? <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

[ßracius]

Did you know that when you buy XP Denise Richards will knock on your door and do "Wild Things"

Did you know that when you by XP a flock of monkeys will fly out of Bill Gates butt

Did you know that when you by XP you are giving in to a over zealous campaign

[snooper2]

WOW i didn't know thanks for the info. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

[Tazdrummer]

Originally posted by snooper2:
<STRONG>WOW i didn't know thanks for the info. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

Those above things were just excerpts of the new M$ marketing campaign for WinBLOWS Xtra Pieceof$hit

[snooper2]

Originally posted by Tazdrummer:
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Those above things were just excerpts of the new M$ marketing campaign for WinBLOWS Xtra Pieceof$hit</STRONG>

thanx i was just trying to be funny. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> didn't mean for anyone to take me seriously.

[Tazdrummer]

Originally posted by snooper2:
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thanx i was just trying to be funny. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> didn't mean for anyone to take me seriously.</STRONG>

Wasnt taking you serious at all...
Just felt like doing my share of dogging on what every pc manufacturer and every news story seems to claiming as the next best thing since sex.

<IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

[IronTech]

I'm thinking the next version of Windows will require Borg-like implants so that Microsoft can assimilate all knowledge from you, and get you to do their bidding 24/7.

[Skatman]

Did you know that windows XP will let you smash a cream pie in Bill Gates' face?

Did you know Windows XP will be followed up by the next MS OS in 5 months?

Oh PS.. the only thing i can see thats better than the cream pie is the Denise Richards feature it comes with <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

[Quiet Thunder]

Do you still get Denise Richards if you buy the upgrade, or do you have to buy the full version? Also, what's the turn around on that? How long after you buy the product will she come over? Also, can I order 50 copies right now? <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[NakedMessiah]

Microsoft commercials and slogans aren't used for selling the software, but to rub it in that they are rulers of what gets installed on computers sold to the masses. For example, Pepsi is the worst at making trashy commercials. Has anybody watched the Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? That was just a T&A commercial with subliminal images. You just wait and watch, Microsoft will be doing the same thing. <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">

[ßracius]

Originally posted by NakMess:
<STRONG>Microsoft commercials and slogans aren't used for selling the software, but to rub it in that they are rulers of what gets installed on computers sold to the masses. For example, Pepsi is the worst at making trashy commercials. Has anybody watched the Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? That was just a T&A commercial with subliminal images. You just wait and watch, Microsoft will be doing the same thing. <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

With Denise Riachards?! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[amcfreek]

i think i covered this in my reply about case mods and "afdter upgradeing to m.e.i hadd istall a bigger reset button on my case so i can find it in the dark with nothing to guide me but the blue screen, i was going to enlarge my alt ctrl del keys
but me doesent care wich keys you push ,
am i going to have to upgrade the reset button to one that glows in the dark as someone else sugested??? i did however find it easer to rewire my mouse and keyboard and ad a reset switch there , maybe i do the xp thing i should just install a clapper to the reset button!!!!!!!!! i think linux has a chance here!!x kill works as well as conqourer,,,,