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    I wouldn't ever want to hurt those little fishies. Who would? It's so mean. Find out more at <a href="http://www.nofishing.net/" target="_blank">FishingHurts.com</a>...

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    [quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
    <strong>I wouldn't ever want to hurt those little fishies. Who would? It's so mean. Find out more at <a href="http://www.nofishing.net/" target="_blank">FishingHurts.com</a>...

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    But some of them taste so good!
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    [quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
    <strong>I wouldn't ever want to hurt those little fishies. Who would? It's so mean. Find out more at <a href="http://www.nofishing.net/" target="_blank">FishingHurts.com</a>...

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    thing is I would do that to a dog, ILL PUT MY DOG INTO A BLENDER THEN USE HIM FOR SHARK FISHING..



    Lot cheaper that way.. if you dont have a dog use a cat or use your niehbors cat and dog.


    Fishing is fun and they taste good.. I guess you dont eat chicken or cow. Samthing.. if you eat planets will thats even sicker than eating meat...

    How could you kill a planet??? it gives us air and makes our land great for our cows and chickens.
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    [quote]Originally posted by Draggar:
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    But some of them taste so good!</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Mmmmmmm, rainbow trout.
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    Thank fully there was no picture of a cat with a hook in it's mouth, or we would be having catfish jokes right about now.

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    if plants could talk what would they say?

    - why are you killing us, we give you air and we dont attack anyone...y???
    - Mommy why do they hate us so much?
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    Never thought much about dog fishing. What lb test line do you use? Maybe rig up a fighting chair in the back of a pickup truck and go trolling around the neighborhood...

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    I prefer rare red meat, but how could anyone pass up a good fresh fish

    BTW I despise PETA and believe I should be able to hunt and eat them, if I am denied my favorite tasty critters.

    Also of tasty note are baby bunnies... YUM

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    [quote]Originally posted by Aplustech:
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    Mmmmmmm, rainbow trout.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Breaded with cornmeal, fried.

    Use the 'cleanings' in the crayfish trap...
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    [quote]Originally posted by SlyVenom:
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    I prefer rare red meat, but how could anyone pass up a good fresh fish
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    $4.25 /lb for trout? Not too bad!
    Where was that, on the east coast?

    Over $6/lb for salmon is WAY too much!
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    [quote]Originally posted by Draggar:
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    $4.25 /lb for trout? Not too bad!
    Where was that, on the east coast?</strong><hr></blockquote>

    West Coast actually..

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    [quote]Originally posted by SlyVenom:
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    I prefer rare red meat, but how could anyone pass up a good fresh fish

    BTW I despise PETA and believe I should be able to hunt and eat them, if I am denied my favorite tasty critters.

    Also of tasty note are baby bunnies... YUM</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Sniff, sniff. They're dead...all dead. You ripped out their guts and ate their turgid flesh (now there's a word you don't hear very often, "turgid"; pretty cool, huh?). My heart goes out to those helpless, innocent creatures...
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    [quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
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    Sniff, sniff. They're dead...all dead. You ripped out their guts and ate their turgid flesh (now there's a word you don't hear very often, "turgid"; pretty cool, huh?). My heart goes out to those helpless, innocent creatures... </strong><hr></blockquote>

    Heh Heh, Tasty little critters

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