What Every Happened to John Wayne Bobbit?

[Spaceman Spiff]

Anybody?

[Daemon]

humm in porn videos now with his new detachable p***s???

[Spaceman Spiff]

I don't really care about him either. I just ran across this picture and thought it would make another stupendously senseless thread to add to the rest that I created today. Oh, well...

[EvilCabbage]

I was under the impression he was involved in porn, Ive been wrong once or twice though.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Hey, I dug this out of my archives (almost forgot I even had it!):

The Ballad Of The Bobbit Hillbillies
(sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Here's a little story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine (with a little member gone).
It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(Penis, that is; rodeoed, fillet-ioed)

Well, the next thing you know there's a ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
And she tossed him out the window as she rounded out a bend.
(Curve, that is; pricker shrubs, wheel hubs)

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
They sniffed, and they barked, and they pointed "Over there",
To John Wayne's henry that was wavin' in the air.
(Found, that is; by a fence, evidence)

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So a Dick-Doc said "Hey! I can fix your dong!"
"A needle and a thread's just the thing you're gonna need",
Then the world held it's breath 'til they heard that Johnny peed.
(Wizzed, that is; stitched seam, straight stream)

Well he healed, and he hardened, and he took his case to court,
With a cock-eyed lawyer (since his assets came up short).
They cleared her of assault, and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape.
(Video, that is; unexposed, case closed)

[Wayward Clam]

Great song, Spiff! Real campfire material.

He was indeed involved in porn, I believe it was called "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut" (no joke! )

[Spaceman Spiff]

Yeah, we need more campfile toons. It would bring this great big family called WinDrivers forum junkies together once and for all...