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    Wink Lonely? Try the JailBabes Pen Pal Service

    Personally, I'd stay away from the axe murderers, but why not give these gals a shot? <a href="http://www.jailbabes.com/home.db" target="_blank">JailBabes!</a>

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    Gotta love it.
    I used to read these personals based on the same thing.

    They all want a guy who's loving and honest.
    Why? Obviously they're not!
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    [quote]<strong>I am bubbly, outgoing, determined, considerate, sincere, peaceful, and loving. I enjoy sitting on the beach waiting for the sun to go down, arranging flowers, and working out. I love to sit at the beach and watch the sunset with someone special. I would be willing to relocate with that special someone.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    ....and I chopped up my last boyfriend with a steak knife and fed him to my pet pirahnas.....
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    Whoa! Check out Tina:



    [quote]I am outgoing, fun, fascinating, love to get my freak on and am willing to try anything once. I enjoy dancing, traveling, dumpster diving and working with beads. I am open to all experiences life has to offer. I love big strong Black men and big breasted Black women. We could kick it for reals.<hr></blockquote>
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    Hmm, do you see a trend?
    Most of them, for education say "Some high school" (I even saw some that said 'Some junior high'.
    Very few said 'college'.

    And, a lot were "Shy and very caring". Ummm, OK....

    I don't know, maybe its just me, but something doesn't seem right.
    *shrug*

    Maybe we should be careful of what we say, some of them are getting out soon..
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    i actually had an idea of posting charlie manazon
    on dream mates .com for a joke if i could find his cell block number ect just as a joke as well as a few neighbors under the moss {memberofthesamesex} section just to get = with em....just imagine if the penal system descided to comercialize on them and made them telemarketers,, well actualy they do, sen it on tv, i could just see em doin 1 900 phone sex, from thier cellblocks too....

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    dont giv'em ideas man, - weirder things have happend..
    All sorts of wonderful things in life.

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    Nice find spiff,

    Dear Tina,

    What is multiple counts of aggressive manslaughter and what the hell is advanced premenstralluponecraphilia? You look nice in your picture, is it true you once drove three states wearing your dead boyfriends head as a hat? When can we meet, I know life is bad in jail but your prison bitch spund nice and she seems to be doing things to you I long to do. Don't let the hacks get you down and inclosed is my credit card number that you wanted, I don't think it's the same as your prison number but hey I could be wrong.
    good bye my little jail bird
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    [quote]Originally posted by ElBatcho:
    <strong>Nice find spiff,

    Dear Tina,

    What is multiple counts of aggressive manslaughter and what the hell is advanced premenstralluponecraphilia? You look nice in your picture, is it true you once drove three states wearing your dead boyfriends head as a hat? When can we meet, I know life is bad in jail but your prison bitch spund nice and she seems to be doing things to you I long to do. Don't let the hacks get you down and inclosed is my credit card number that you wanted, I don't think it's the same as your prison number but hey I could be wrong.
    good bye my little jail bird
    ME</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Oh, man, ElBatcho, you had me gut-laughing this morning. Great response letter!
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    Uhm, I'm not in Jailbabes. So, uhm, don't look. Ok? ok.
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    Thats some funny stuff...

    Makes you wonder....how did you find that site?

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    [quote]Originally posted by ElBatcho:
    <strong>Nice find spiff,

    Dear Tina,

    What is multiple counts of aggressive manslaughter and what the hell is advanced premenstralluponecraphilia? You look nice in your picture, is it true you once drove three states wearing your dead boyfriends head as a hat? When can we meet, I know life is bad in jail but your prison bitch spund nice and she seems to be doing things to you I long to do. Don't let the hacks get you down and inclosed is my credit card number that you wanted, I don't think it's the same as your prison number but hey I could be wrong.
    good bye my little jail bird
    ME</strong><hr></blockquote>

    ROTFLMAO!!!
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