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  1. July 31st, 2002, 08:22 AM #1
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    Exclamation Help me plot my REVENGE

    Here's the story. Our two top techs from the company came out to Toronto from Vancouver three weeks ago to do a whole-sale server upgrade. They did it over the weekend, and I was not here because I had prior committments out of town. So I was not able to stick around to help out. However they did not have a lot of trouble, and everything is running perfectly.

    But yesterday, I got an unpleasant surprise. In our office, we have a system where the employee of least seniority is assigned to keep the fridge stocked with beer, and people who want a beer mark it on a chart taped to the fridge. Then at the end of the month, the tabs are collected.

    Well these two guys put six beers on my tab for a total of $12 that I had to pay out of my own pocket! Not only has this hurt me financially, this has also hurt my reputation as a person that does not drink. I don't want people thinking I am a drunkard.

    So now it's time for revenge, and while any ideas are good, I mainly need help from a technical standpoint. Here is some critical data:

    - They are both network administrators
    - I do not have physical access to their office (it is 3000 miles away)
    - I know the administrator password and can access the servers in their office remotely (FTP included)
    - We use Novell Netware
    - I want the prank to get them both, keep them busy for a while
    - I want to conceal the fact that I did it for as long as possible (but face it, they will eventually find out)
    - whatever is done MUST NOT endanger the corporate network or affect other innocent users in any way
    - it can't be illegal or so bad that it would get me fired

    My idea right now is to set a policy via Netware that will force a specific wallpaper on their workstations (when they login) and then lock down their workstation so they can't change it. but I'm not sure what yet....
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  2. July 31st, 2002, 08:26 AM #2
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    I think you need to sit down, have a beer and relax!
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  3. July 31st, 2002, 08:29 AM #3
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    Re: Help me plot my REVENGE

    Originally posted by MacGyver

    - They are both network administrators

    [Yeah?!]

    - I know the administrator password and can access the servers in their office remotely (FTP included)

    [Oh yeah? Well, then certainly we could...]

    - it can't be illegal or so bad that it would get me fired
    Oh... ahm... never mind.
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  4. July 31st, 2002, 08:38 AM #4
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    How about some wallpaper of 2 monkeys that says "I'm a beer stealing drunken little monkey" on it. Also if you can get in their e-mail and send out a confession to everyone in the company about how they stole your beer.
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  5. July 31st, 2002, 08:51 AM #5
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    may I surgest blunt force trama to the back of the skull. Always funny to see a grown man crying on the ground holding head in pain.

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  6. July 31st, 2002, 09:40 AM #6
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  7. July 31st, 2002, 09:49 AM #7
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    Create a wallpaper with the words “You owe me twelve bucks!”
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  8. July 31st, 2002, 10:25 AM #8
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  9. July 31st, 2002, 03:35 PM #9
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    I like Daemon's suggestions.

    I'd add a reboot command at the end of their personal login script - or maybe just a message that they have to click through such as "I owe MacGyver 12$ and an apology" with that darn Novell alert sound.
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  10. July 31st, 2002, 05:34 PM #10
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    Whoah, wait a minute. You have beer in the office?

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  11. July 31st, 2002, 06:22 PM #11
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    Originally posted by ilovetheusers
    Whoah, wait a minute. You have beer in the office?

    Put naked men on their desktops.
    Hey, yeah, you have beer in your office? If I could only be so lucky!
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  12. July 31st, 2002, 06:54 PM #12
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    Originally posted by ilovetheusers
    Whoah, wait a minute. You have beer in the office?

    Put naked men on their desktops.
    I was thinking of that one,
    (I know, this is old) Take a screenshot of a desktop, and set that as the wallpaper and hide all the icons...
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  13. July 31st, 2002, 09:45 PM #13
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    Oh I would love to hear what Papa Smurf and Smurfette could come up with....
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  14. August 1st, 2002, 06:45 AM #14
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    Originally posted by cc_penguin
    Oh I would love to hear what Papa Smurf and Smurfette could come up with....
    Hmm I will talk to Smurfette tonite and see what we can come up with for you. But be warned Smurfette has already revenge on her mind after what happened at the weekend

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  15. August 1st, 2002, 01:15 PM #15
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    Force them to spend a day locked in a room with me.
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