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  1. November 22nd, 2002, 11:45 AM #1
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    Unhappy Hot laptop burns scientist's penis

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

    Ouch!!!
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  2. November 22nd, 2002, 11:52 AM #2
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    This actually too messed up to comment on...haahaa...I just don't understand how he couldn't have FELT it and gotten uncomfortable before it reached that point....


    I also wanna know....how the HELL did this end up on CNN?? haahaa, that cracks me up!
    Last edited by Coaster Creator; November 22nd, 2002 at 11:55 AM.
    Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.

    Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this....
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  3. November 22nd, 2002, 11:54 AM #3
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    I would absolutly love it if that happened to some of our "guys" around here. I will defintly never look at a laptop the same though. Too bad they didn't mention what brand and model it was.
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  4. November 22nd, 2002, 11:55 AM #4
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    Blister on his wee wee?! Ouch!
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  5. November 22nd, 2002, 11:56 AM #5
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    Thinkpads get seriously hot.... mebbe he just thought he was in a sauna?
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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  6. November 22nd, 2002, 12:00 PM #6
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    Actually my Dell seems to throw off more heat then our Thinkpads...I can remove my wireless card and its really to hot to touch...Maybe it was an Inspiron....


    Whatever it was...it sure did... his weenie....
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  7. November 22nd, 2002, 12:03 PM #7
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    Sounds fishy

    I doubt he was rearing pants probably surfing for pron, while

    "toasting his chestnuts.. on an open thinkpad... Jack frost nipping at his ........"

    Must have been cristmas shopping on line lOL


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  8. November 22nd, 2002, 12:19 PM #8
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    Good thing he hadn't overclocked it...
    Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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  9. November 22nd, 2002, 12:25 PM #9
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    What was he doing with his pants off holding a notebook in his lap....oh... er, nevermind....must...banish..mental..image!!
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  10. November 22nd, 2002, 12:30 PM #10
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    making his web pages all sticky?
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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  11. November 22nd, 2002, 12:59 PM #11
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    Must've had an AMD
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  12. November 22nd, 2002, 01:13 PM #12
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    Could have been an HP. Hey...HP...HerPes...kinda spooky
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  13. November 22nd, 2002, 01:33 PM #13
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    This was the reaction from one of the chatroom members...

    Nigel » it brings rears to ya eyes
    Gotta love freudian typos...
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  14. November 22nd, 2002, 01:58 PM #14
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    What he didn't tell the doctors and techs about was his special attachments from www.teledildonics.com ...
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  15. November 23rd, 2002, 04:29 AM #15
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    .....the dickless blunder.....nothing like frying your hard drive!
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