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    A Politically Correct Christmas Carol

    16 Dec 1993
    From: Robert Werman

    Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Fast away the mature year passes
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la


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    ROFLMAO

    Hmmm

    Unfortunately the best alternative Xmas carol I know is Ambrose the Amber Tailed Antelope....
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    ROFL

    hmmm...... I'd hate to see the politically incorrect version
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    Ambrose the Amber Tailed Antelope
    Had a very shiny a$$
    And if you ever saw it
    You might think its powered by gas.

    All of the other antelopes
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They tried to light poor Ambrose
    And leave him with his a$$ in flames

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say
    Ambrose with your a$$ so bright
    Won't you be my backup light?

    Then all the antelopes loved him
    And they shouted out with glee
    Ambrose the amber tailed antelope
    Now your a$$ is history!


    (this post inspired by a refusal to be PC)
    Last edited by Wayward Clam; December 14th, 2002 at 02:06 PM.
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