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December 14th, 2002, 10:57 AM
#1
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A Politically Correct Christmas Carol
16 Dec 1993
From: Robert Werman
Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fast away the mature year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
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This post inspired by the abject stupidity of PC'ing everything.
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December 14th, 2002, 12:25 PM
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ROFLMAO
Hmmm
Unfortunately the best alternative Xmas carol I know is Ambrose the Amber Tailed Antelope....
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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December 14th, 2002, 12:49 PM
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December 14th, 2002, 02:04 PM
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Ambrose the Amber Tailed Antelope
Had a very shiny a$$
And if you ever saw it
You might think its powered by gas.
All of the other antelopes
Used to laugh and call him names
They tried to light poor Ambrose
And leave him with his a$$ in flames
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Ambrose with your a$$ so bright
Won't you be my backup light?
Then all the antelopes loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Ambrose the amber tailed antelope
Now your a$$ is history!
(this post inspired by a refusal to be PC)
Last edited by Wayward Clam; December 14th, 2002 at 02:06 PM.
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