Tales From Chat - The brand spanking new Toshiba laptop

[NooNoo]

[7:17pm]Joins: Guest ([email protected])
[7:17pm]«+ Rifleman » Howdy Fire d00d
[7:17pm]« Guest » I have a problem
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » shoot Guest
[7:18pm]« Guest » my dog peed on my laptop.
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » we have a solution
[7:18pm]« BornOnFire » hi rifleman
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » okay
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » maybe not
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » lol
[7:18pm] «NooNoo» ewwww
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » lmfao
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » roflmfao
[7:18pm] «NooNoo» what sort of laptop
[7:18pm]« Guest » It started to get a rundll32 error on startup
[7:18pm]« BornOnFire » turn it upside down for a day or 2
[7:18pm]«+ Rifleman » the shorted out kind
[7:19pm]« Guest » Toshiba
[7:19pm] «NooNoo» in warranty?
[7:19pm]« Guest » it smells a bit
[7:19pm]«+ Rifleman » eww
[7:19pm]« Guest » I got it this morning
[7:19pm]«+ Rifleman » yuk
[7:19pm] «NooNoo» a brand new laptop?
[7:19pm]« Guest » my fingers stink
[7:19pm]«+ Rifleman » I think I'da wiped it off first
[7:19pm] -» Ops #lobby: (@#lobby@): is this scott?
[7:19pm]« Guest » But I think I got most of the pee off of it.
[7:20pm]«+ gtiseb » you gotta be kiddin
[7:20pm]«+ Rifleman » with a slightly damped cloth
[7:20pm]«+ Rifleman » you cleaned it with you fingers?!?!?!?!
[7:20pm]«+ gtiseb » I think IM gonna piss my self
[7:20pm]« BornOnFire » use some canned air and let it set for a day
[7:20pm]« Guest » I am typing on it right now.
[7:20pm]«+ Rifleman » ewww
[7:20pm]«+ Rifleman » yuk
[7:21pm] «NooNoo» so you got this laptop this morning and your dog peed on it straight away?
[7:21pm]«+ Rifleman » spray it with Lysol or womething
[7:21pm]« Guest » I was cooking breakfast.
[7:21pm]«+ Rifleman » lmao
[7:21pm]«+ Rifleman » @ noo
[7:21pm]« Guest » I am wondering what to do with this rundll32 error
[7:21pm]«+ Rifleman » lmao @ the whole deal
[7:21pm]«+ Rifleman » OMG
[7:21pm] «NooNoo» guest where did you get it from?
[7:21pm]« Guest » It works fine other than the error message
[7:21pm]« Guest » Best But
[7:21pm] «NooNoo» toshiba directly or a dealer?
[7:21pm]« Guest » Buy
[7:21pm]«+ Rifleman » HAHAHAHAHA
[7:22pm]«+ Rifleman » oh ****
[7:22pm]« BornOnFire » yea rifleman thats a real pisser
[7:22pm]«+ Rifleman » I gotta peee
[7:22pm] «NooNoo» well what windows version is it?
[7:22pm]« Guest » Do you think I should return it?
[7:22pm]« Guest » Pentium 4
[7:22pm] «NooNoo» p4 is the processor
[7:22pm] «NooNoo» what windows version is running on it?
[7:22pm]« Guest » Microsoft Windows
[7:23pm] «NooNoo» uhuh which one
[7:23pm]«+ Rifleman » XP, ME 98 ??? which one
[7:23pm]« Guest » IS it XP?
[7:23pm]«+ Rifleman » that's what we are asking you
[7:23pm] «NooNoo» I dont know guest I cannot see your laptop
[7:23pm]« BornOnFire » has to be iwould think
[7:23pm]« Guest » I think it is
[7:23pm] «NooNoo» but yes take it back
[7:23pm] «NooNoo» tell em about the rundll error
[7:23pm]«+ Rifleman » as long as it don't stink no more
[7:23pm] «NooNoo» hope they have a cold
[7:23pm]« Guest » Thank you NooNoo
[7:24pm]« Guest » How do I remove the stink?
[7:24pm]«+ Rifleman » lol
[7:24pm]« BornOnFire » clean it best you can and take it back
[7:24pm]« BornOnFire » good place for a stickup
[7:24pm]«+ Rifleman » Just some household cleaner sprayed onto a cloth
[7:24pm] «NooNoo» with something like febreeze wiped onto a lightly damp cloth
[7:24pm]«+ Rifleman » but don't get it on the screen
[7:24pm]« Guest » Will it work if I run water over it in the sink?
[7:24pm] «NooNoo» NO
[7:24pm] «NooNoo» btw how is the dog!
[7:24pm]«+ Rifleman » jeeeez
[7:24pm]« Guest » My father told me to do that.
[7:25pm]« BornOnFire » lol...i think this is a joke noonoo
[7:25pm]« Guest » The dog is fine.
[7:25pm]« Guest » Noonoo Thank you
[7:26pm] Quits: Guest ([email protected]) (Leaving)


OK now I am going to get myself a pizza and thank the the deities that I dont work at "Best But"

[Chëëzmønkëy]

yeah i sealed up all the gaps in my case with silicone and then got my dog to pee thru that little flap where them cd things go in... i thought i would water cool my case but now my house has burned down, you b*$tards!! i blame you all!!

[underfunded]

I work at Gateway and got a computer in here once that a persons cat had taken a leak on... Only he didn't tell us. I opened the system and was overwhelmed by the smell. *SHIVERS thinkin of it*

[+Daemon+]

put the laptop under the sink and run water over it?!?!?!?

WTF ARE PEOPLE THINKING!!!!!



ITS ELECTRONIC, WATER/ELECTRICITY, common sens...ahh oh my some people..if I got it back from this guy or had to fix it, id charge $$$


like a guy here at work, built him a system..my email doesnt work internet also. "Can you get to yahoo.com?".."yes"..."then internet isnt down".. "well email used to work"..."yes but you got DSL now, and not dialup"..."can you come over and fix it"..."sure $60 an hour"

thank you......

man

[Budd]

we did an upgrade for a guy a few years ago, put in new mobo, cpu, hdd that sort of thing. we moved his USR sportster 56k isa modem to his new machine and put in a ati tv tuner card. it was a nice little set up. few months later he calls in. somehow or another his cat peed through the vent holes in the side of his case and fried his modem and tuner card. he had us order him a new modem and tuner card and said he would install them because he didn't think we'd want too after what happened to it.

[PuterGeekGirl]

YUCK...and I thoughtthe smell from a mikshake spilled in one, then packed back in the case and shipped to me from Texas in the summer was bad....

[KINGofBLEH]

I could handle this no prob.

Cover me!!! I'm going in.