How should I spend my christmas?

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  • Spend it with your family moron!

    9 34.62%
  • Drink 'till you pass out

    2 7.69%
  • Spend all day and all your cash at a strip club

    3 11.54%
  • Go to the bar and pickup some lonely chick

    12 46.15%
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Thread: How should I spend my christmas?

  1. #1
    Registered User Quiet Thunder's Avatar
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    How should I spend my christmas?

    I need some help here

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    Christmas is about making others happy, if you can't do it with people you know, go find someone you don't!
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    Banned Ya_know's Avatar
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    I would have to say, go to a strip joint, and pick up a lonely striper!!!

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    Next Choice

    ALL of the above!

    This space left intentionally blank.
    Kinda like my mind...

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    Re: Next Choice

    Originally posted by Dralliw
    ALL of the above!

    And take her to meet the family??
    Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.

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    Go to the bar, pick up some lonely chick, and take her and the family to the titty bar, then get drunk.

    Easy
    I'm in charge and I say we blow it up

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    Re: Next Choice

    Originally posted by Dralliw
    ALL of the above!

    I'm with stupid.

    You are born small and you die small. How you are in between is up to you.

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    Spend it online all day, wasting the holiday.

    Ooops, never mind, that's how I'M going to spend Christmas...
    Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!

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    Here is what I am doing

    1. Go pickup lonely chick!
    2. Take her to Familiys long enough to steal their booze!
    3. Get drunk with (formerly) lonely chick!
    4. Talk now drunk (formerly) lonely chick into Stripping!
    5. Spend the rest of the day at the strip club having her recruit a second loney/stripper chick!
    6. Pass out, but not before registering drunkenxmashoes.com

    Optional

    If I wake up before the lonely stripper chicks take the money sneak out and get a new Vid card for my PC.

    Hoe Hoe Hoes!!!! Merry Xmas...... Beotch!!!!



    Pimps in da' front..... Ho's in da' back..... and Chumps in da' Trunk!

    "A One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all." StrongBad

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    How about spending it with the family drunk, every family has one (or more).

    Orangeman
    Bouncy Bouncy

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    Originally posted by Orangeman
    How about spending it with the family drunk, every family has one (or more).

    Orangeman

    And we can be friendly with free booze
    Igloos for sale!! Buy them today keep the cold away!

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    Go to the bar get drunk,
    pick up the chick get her drunk,
    take her home and let her strip for the family!
    If all else fails / Read the Directions![

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    Originally posted by Orangeman
    How about spending it with the family drunk, every family has one (or more).

    Orangeman
    I would, but that's me.
    I'm in charge and I say we blow it up

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    Well QT, how'd it turn out?
    Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.

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