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    Talking (on the lighter side) I have an idea on underwear "skidmarks"

    why don't they just make all underwear in "skidmark" color?

    would'nt that be more logical ?

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    . have a great day !!

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    You'd need a awful lot of shades of brown for perfect camouflage ... and imagine how hard it's going to be to predict the colour induced by the previous day's eating/drinking. Live on Guinness, it always comes out black!
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    What is a skid mark???

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    Two answers:

    1 You don't want to know

    2 Edited by angry Mod


    (No disrespect intended to our wonderful mods)
    I think I know just enough to know how much I don't know... I think...

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    BACON STRIPS!!!

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    I just make myself an ***-maxi out of doubled up TP.

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    Bored today crazyman?
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    Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
    I just make myself an ***-maxi out of doubled up TP.
    Oh my god the mental image...

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    And if you wear boxers, buy'em black and never white


    trust me on this one...it's emberising when you g/r spots that you have skid marks in your drawers.

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    not that, that's every happened to me...

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    Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
    I just make myself an ***-maxi out of doubled up TP.
    I just finish wiping my butt before I leave the bathroom...

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    Originally posted by ilovetheusers
    I just finish wiping my butt before I leave the bathroom...
    ...then you eat a chili dog for lunch, and a couple hours later you cut a juicy one....
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    Originally posted by FatalException0E
    ...then you eat a chili dog for lunch, and a couple hours later you cut a juicy one....

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    Originally posted by FatalException0E
    ...then you eat a chili dog for lunch, and a couple hours later you cut a juicy one....
    Just gotta love that one, don't ya!!!!!

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    #1. Wouldn't it be better to just not let your underwear get skidmarks?

    #2. If you have a skidmark... wouldn't you want to know so you can bleach it or something, or just toss the damn underwear out instead of throwing it in with the rest of your wash?

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