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  1. February 8th, 2003, 01:35 AM #1
    crazyman
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    Cool beer & a centipede

    This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
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    > unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
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    > (100-legged bug,) which came in a little white box to use for his
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    > He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided
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    > would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
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    > He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with
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    > and have a beer?"
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    > But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
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    > waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
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    > and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new
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    > friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
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    > situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his
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    > face up against the centipede's house and started shouting, "HEY, IN
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    > WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"
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    > A little voice came out of the box -
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    > "I heard you the first time, shmuck, I'm putting on my damn shoes!!"
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  2. February 8th, 2003, 06:26 PM #2
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  3. February 9th, 2003, 01:37 AM #3
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  4. February 10th, 2003, 11:15 AM #4
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  5. February 10th, 2003, 11:20 AM #5
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  6. February 10th, 2003, 05:00 PM #6
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  7. February 10th, 2003, 05:14 PM #7
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    Ok that was funny and I was due for a good laugh!
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