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February 8th, 2003, 01:35 AM
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beer & a centipede
This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
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> So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
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> unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
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> (100-legged bug,) which came in a little white box to use for his
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> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided
he
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> would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
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> He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with
me
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> and have a beer?"
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> But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
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> waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
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> and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new
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> friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
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> situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his
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> face up against the centipede's house and started shouting, "HEY, IN
THERE!
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> WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"
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> Scroll down!!!!!
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> A little voice came out of the box -
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> "I heard you the first time, shmuck, I'm putting on my damn shoes!!"
Last edited by crazyman; February 8th, 2003 at 01:37 AM.
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February 8th, 2003, 06:26 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.- Ronald Reagan
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February 9th, 2003, 01:37 AM
#3
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Faith is the substance of things not known and the Evidence of things not seen.
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February 10th, 2003, 11:15 AM
#4
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Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.
Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this....
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February 10th, 2003, 11:20 AM
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February 10th, 2003, 05:00 PM
#6
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Oh I like that one!
Vote DrewmazTech for President!
"tis better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt" Mark Twain
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February 10th, 2003, 05:14 PM
#7
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Ok that was funny and I was due for a good laugh!
~Instant Gratification Takes Too Long.
~Never trust the nice, quiet types.
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