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  1. March 31st, 2003, 07:23 AM #1
    Cobra X
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    Question Need advice (well, not really...)

    It's time to play Choose Your Own Cobra Adventure.

    Cobra has been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. She's cute, nice, funny, and sweet. The problem is, after only 2 weeks, she thinks she owns Cobra. She expects Cobra to call every single day, and pouts if Cobra doesn't. She wants Cobra to come over and watch movies and have dinner with her every night, but Cobra would usually rather stay home and play video games during the week. Cobra made it clear when they first started going out that he wasn't looking for anything majorly serious right now.

    WHAT SHOULD COBRA DO?

    If you choose lay down the law and tell her no one orders Cobra, and she needs to give Cobra his space, turn to page 51.

    If you choose realize that Cobra is damn lucky to have found someone that can not only tolerate him but actually likes having him around, and learn to live with it, turn to page 74.

    If you choose to take it in an entirly different direction, turn to page 130.
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  2. March 31st, 2003, 07:28 AM #2
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    Invite her to come and play video games with your at your place. She either will get the message or beat you at your own games
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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  3. March 31st, 2003, 07:28 AM #3
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    Gotta ask the obvious question first, is she hot and got big hooters, if so put down the damn book and invite her over for a sleepover!
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  4. March 31st, 2003, 09:03 AM #4
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    Originally posted by Radical Dreamer
    Gotta ask the obvious question first, is she hot and got big hooters, if so put down the damn book and invite her over for a sleepover!

    Big Hooters win!
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  5. March 31st, 2003, 09:39 AM #5
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  6. March 31st, 2003, 10:01 AM #6
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    Is her sister cute too?
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  7. March 31st, 2003, 10:26 AM #7
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    Talking jeez, men

    Be honest with her. She can't read your mind.
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  8. March 31st, 2003, 10:31 AM #8
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    There is an axiom that goes some like this:

    The level of insanity that a guy tolerates is directly proportional to the size of her hooters.
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  9. March 31st, 2003, 10:32 AM #9
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    page 51 dude. Nobody tells Cobra what to do. She needs to learn and live with it. If she's really all that great, then she'll come around.


    just don't do what I did.
    It's good to be the King.
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  10. March 31st, 2003, 10:38 AM #10
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    Originally posted by King Grover

    just don't do what I did.
    Do we dare ask?

    As for Cobra's dilemma:

    Invite her over to play games
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  11. March 31st, 2003, 10:39 AM #11
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    what the heck is the big deal? just deflate her and stick her in the closet during the week. if that doesn't work then take her back to the store.
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  12. March 31st, 2003, 10:43 AM #12
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    Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl
    Do we dare ask?

    As for Cobra's dilemma:

    Invite her over to play games

    There's a few that know, but......nahhhhh you really don't wanna know.



    Uhhhh...snake, i think inviting her over to play games would be (as Egon would say) "bad". Think of That Seinfeld episode where george's woman got ivited into "teh group". Dude, you'd never have any free time to yourself anymore. Besides, Sluts are easy to find
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  13. March 31st, 2003, 10:51 AM #13
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    bah....Cobra isn't afraid of getting beat at his own games is he??? (in reply to what Grover said)

    And if she doesn't like playing the games or hanging out while he does, well, problem solved.......and he will see her when he sees her...she had the chance to spend the time with him and didn't want to....so......
    Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.

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  14. March 31st, 2003, 10:54 AM #14
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    Originally posted by kato2274
    what the heck is the big deal? just deflate her and stick her in the closet during the week. if that doesn't work then take her back to the store.
    ROTFLMAO!!!
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  15. March 31st, 2003, 11:16 AM #15
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    Meatwad's guide to dating #351

    If the girl is getting VERY possesive and needs to be around you every minute, but you want to be able to stay home and play video games, compromise.

    Invite her to your place for a romantic dinner. Wine definitely helps in this situation. After the meal is over, excuse yourself from the table to get desert. Upon returning to the table, sneake up behind her and smack her over the head with your keyboard, preferably one of those heavy IBM ones. Then duck tape her to the chair while she's unconcious and keep her in your basement when you want to play video games.

    Problem solved and everyone's happy.

    Well, your happy at least.
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