It's time to play Choose Your Own Cobra Adventure.

Cobra has been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. She's cute, nice, funny, and sweet. The problem is, after only 2 weeks, she thinks she owns Cobra. She expects Cobra to call every single day, and pouts if Cobra doesn't. She wants Cobra to come over and watch movies and have dinner with her every night, but Cobra would usually rather stay home and play video games during the week. Cobra made it clear when they first started going out that he wasn't looking for anything majorly serious right now.

WHAT SHOULD COBRA DO?

If you choose lay down the law and tell her no one orders Cobra, and she needs to give Cobra his space, turn to page 51.

If you choose realize that Cobra is damn lucky to have found someone that can not only tolerate him but actually likes having him around, and learn to live with it, turn to page 74.

If you choose to take it in an entirly different direction, turn to page 130.