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April 7th, 2003, 08:47 AM
#1
Registered User
Dangerous Submersive Reporting For Lynching
Okay, I'm gonna save a bunch of you a lot of time by turning myself in and going quietly. That's right, I am a human being who is opposed to the war, and guilty of the additional crimes of being Canadian and even worse--I can speak some French. I don't like George Bush, don't believe he was ever elected, and am very critical of the war in general, so let the condemning begin. I honestly believe he is doing it for oil and not for any other reason. I must be paranoid! I have a "leftist" viewpoint, so I must be a whiner too. I confess to whistleblowing uncomfortable things to the right such as North Korea, that you would rather keep swept under the rug. I must therefore be a danger to society, not unlike a terrorist. Speaking of terrorists, I still don't see a connection between them and Iraq--so I guess I must be an idiot too.
In summary, I am not cooperating with the powers that be, so I realize I have no human rights left and need to be dealt with immediately.
I realize that hoping no Americans die in combat doesn't excuse me from my sins. I know that the issue has to be 100% black and white and that I must be Saddam's butt buddy, and that anything that I do say against Iraq or in support of the US troops must be discounted because of my criminal mindset.
I'm standing up right here and identifying myself publicly so that all of you know to ridicule me, accuse me of treason, socialism, communism, Iraqism, neo-cubism, organism, prism, and any other -isms you feel appropriate. Bring on the dunking chair!
I know I shall be studied in labs to determine the cause of my stupidity, lobotomized to protect the free world from my dangerous opinions, demonized for daring to speak out against the war machine, and languish in a dungeon somewhere for all eternity alongside Jimmy Hoffa for my views.
So there you go. I've turned myself in. So now those of you who consider me your enemy now no longer have to play games, you can just hate me openly from here on in.
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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April 7th, 2003, 08:51 AM
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April 7th, 2003, 08:59 AM
#3
Registered User
No girl deserves my tears, and the one who does will never make me cry.
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April 7th, 2003, 09:07 AM
#4
Well that certainly was a bit unexpected & out of nowhere.
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April 7th, 2003, 09:14 AM
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Banned
Re: Dangerous Submersive Reporting For Lynching
Originally posted by Wayward Clam
So there you go. I've turned myself in. So now those of you who consider me your enemy now no longer have to play games, you can just hate me openly from here on in.
Fair enough. That was very humorous, thank you for your empty yet entertaining view point. It reminds me of Howard Stern, and his useless antics, but I did enjoy it.
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April 7th, 2003, 09:19 AM
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Registered User
Re: Re: Dangerous Submersive Reporting For Lynching
Originally posted by Ya_know
Fair enough. That was very humorous, thank you for your empty yet entertaining view point. It reminds me of Howard Stern, and his useless antics, but I did enjoy it.
Okay, NOW you've messed with my head. You're comparing ME to Howard Stern??????
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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April 7th, 2003, 09:32 AM
#7
Registered User
You mean you don't have a horsetoothed monkey boy that kisses your but and calls you "Boff" all the time?
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April 7th, 2003, 09:35 AM
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Registered User
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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April 7th, 2003, 09:35 AM
#9
I can't fault you WC.
I said in the Dennis Miller post. I see a lot of the same inconsistency in policy.
I don't get it either. You shouldn't get lynched though mate.
...And... You were asked in the post linked above to give your point of view so I think you were right to start a new thread and not to drag the old one off topic.
And Control Enter STILL wont let me post a reply.
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April 7th, 2003, 09:39 AM
#10
Banned
Re: Re: Re: Dangerous Submersive Reporting For Lynching
Originally posted by Wayward Clam
Okay, NOW you've messed with my head. You're comparing ME to Howard Stern??????
Ok, it is a bit hard to visualize, and I admit that arguably I could be proven wrong. Basically, I always though Howard made no sense at all, even when his topics were relevant to a current event. But most of his topics are about dis’in women and masturbation, so in that way you are right, the comparison is more than just weak, it’s none existent.
My statement was more of a generalization in that, you said something meaningful to you, but I just didn’t get any of it. Perhaps you could break down the argument into chunks, and we could discuss it…
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April 7th, 2003, 09:39 AM
#11
Registered User
i think Ya_Know got out the wrong side of the bed today.
Edited by NooNoo: Personal Attack removed.
No girl deserves my tears, and the one who does will never make me cry.
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April 7th, 2003, 09:48 AM
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Driver Terrier
Cheez, he said discuss... as in an exchange of views, read and you may learn something about debates and the subject matter.
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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April 7th, 2003, 09:49 AM
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Banned
Originally posted by Chëëzmønkëy
i think Ya_Know got out the wrong side of the bed today.
Edited by NooNoo: Personal Attack removed.
I post like this all of the time. Oh, and I saw the remark before NooNoo edited it. I didn't think it was a personal attack, but oh well. Anyway, thanks for the observation...
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April 7th, 2003, 10:53 AM
#14
Registered User
Clammy's not the only one who's against this war.
This war stinks for one reason alone: The CIA helped put Saddam Hussein in power. http://www.casi.org.uk/discuss/2000/msg01267.html
Now the USA wants the whole world to go into Iraq and clean up it's 40 year old mess?
No thanks.
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April 7th, 2003, 11:21 AM
#15
Would the "war" have been ok if we had just dropped a bunch of my kinfolk in there and told them it was huntin season?
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