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    Registered User Budd's Avatar
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    Talking i think you mean erratic lady

    a woman called me the other day asking about a new mouse. she said hers was broken. i asked her what she meant by broken and she said "when i move the mouse it jumps all over the screen. its all erotic and stuff"
    take care and tempt not the fates

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    Must be all that "manipulation" of the mouse that got her confused.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams

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    Perhaps its a new vibrating force feedback type..........

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    Originally posted by Archer
    Perhaps its a new vibrating force feedback type..........
    I wouldnt put it past any company

    Some guy in japan created a USB pocket pleasure device
    So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again.
    The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

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    Originally posted by Necrometal
    I wouldnt put it past any company

    Some guy in japan created a USB pocket pleasure device
    That was actually my idea from serveral years ago. My version was to come with a TCP/IP based server/controller program so it could be remotely controlled (for example, during chat sessions). Sadly, some other company stole it.

    http://www.teledildonics.com

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    Originally posted by Aaron Cake
    That was actually my idea from serveral years ago. My version was to come with a TCP/IP based server/controller program so it could be remotely controlled (for example, during chat sessions). Sadly, some other company stole it.

    http://www.teledildonics.com
    That is the coolest thing I have ever heard of...

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    I always had the idea of a pocket device with controller programed servos that would switch on and off depending on which profile you picked.

    you could set up custom profiles, or download the many hundreds from top pr0n stars.

    for a small fee of course......
    So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again.
    The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

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    Originally posted by Necrometal
    I always had the idea of a pocket device with controller programed servos that would switch on and off depending on which profile you picked.

    you could set up custom profiles, or download the many hundreds from top pr0n stars.
    And if you combined all of that with Dragon Speak or some other speaking software, you wouldn't have to become skilled at one handed typing. Your hands would be free for "other things..."
    U.S. out of U.N.

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