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    The big green button : a little humour

    http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5945/home.html


    you are presented with a big green button. you press the big green button. you are taunted to keep pressing. you do. you are begged to stop. you don't. how long can this go on? in comedy, the hardest part is always a good ending. big green button has one
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    Damn you!! Only a sick, twisted bastard would put a human being through that kind of torture. Just when you think "Nah, no way will there be many more, I might as well keep going," you realize that you've been staring at Big Green Buttons for fifteen minutes. But you just can't stop, even though you want to. And then there's always that little red Exit button, sitting there, taunting you. I think I've been emotionally scarred.
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    The only 'big green button' I got was the reload icon on my browser page. Nothing showed up!

    ....Is that part of the joke
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    Should show up as below then select option from top menu




    Is Active X disabled?



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    nope nothing I just get a blank page with two geocities banners on the left

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    Hmmm..weird works on both my PC`s.......anyway its the top link on this google search

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    Originally posted by Archer
    Hmmm..weird works on both my PC`s.......anyway its the top link on this google search
    Nope .... she's dead capt'n ! Still a big red X ! ... this is going the way of 'wasted cock' !!!! ....

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    Oh well !.......it works for me and is very amusing all the same.

    Works in IE,Opera and Mozila so must be a setting or active x problem.
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    The problem is that it's a Geocities site, and after the site gets bombarded with traffic, the server starts dropping requests, and eventually takes the site offline for a short spell. Guess they did this to avoid DDoS attacks, and warez hosting.

    Gosh, nobody will let you have any fun anymore...

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    i have just redesigned & restructured my website
    Maybe that has something to do with it ?

    Is this The infamous Green Button it ? (that one's on AOL so let's give their servers a hard time !)

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    Yes very similar but the geocities site has three versions [if you have the patience ]

    All I can assume is that if all your getting a red x then you may have java or active x blocked.

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    Originally posted by confus-ed
    Nope .... she's dead capt'n ! Still a big red X ! ... this is going the way of 'wasted cock' !!!! ....
    Lucky sod I don't even get a red X! just a blank screen and a pop up advert!
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    Oh man, LMAO, rolling on the floor, that is the funniest thing I've seen in years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    OK, all you folks on planet earth, what the heck is he talking about?
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