http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0307/0704groper.html
LMAO
With headlines like these:
Train doors close on groper's gonads,
sets perversion off on different track
Pseudo-lesbo duo gets tongue lashing over Japan antics
Masochistic meat beater drops by cop box to choke chicken
Is it a Japanese version of The Onion?
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