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  1. September 23rd, 2003, 10:30 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Grover
    sorry, you're not qualified. work on your skills and try again if we ever need another. keep that chin up, trooper.
    It's Ok to be less than qualified for some things! Like an utter moron…I guess I will continue to miss the boat!!! Happy sailing!
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  2. September 23rd, 2003, 11:22 AM #17
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    how is the new webby gonna be hired? is it a gonna be like a group vote? or just a management decision?
    take care and tempt not the fates
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  3. September 23rd, 2003, 12:20 PM #18
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    hmmmm....

    Clarett?


    I'm going to send my scouts out to take a look at that moron.
    It's good to be the King.
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  4. September 23rd, 2003, 12:30 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Grover
    hmmmm....

    Clarett?


    I'm going to send my scouts out to take a look at that moron.
    A moron? Quite possibly, but a soon to be very rich moron nonetheless.

    Maybe he will end up in Green Bay. You could then drive up and taunt him.
    I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!

    Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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  5. September 23rd, 2003, 01:03 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budd
    how is the new webby gonna be hired? is it a gonna be like a group vote? or just a management decision?
    All candidates will be judged by a panel of Yahoo chicks.
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  6. September 23rd, 2003, 01:06 PM #21
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    Maybe we should see if we can hire JMM to be a temporary replacement till we find Webby's successor
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  7. September 23rd, 2003, 02:34 PM #22
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    hell no QT, we a hard enough time getting rid of jmm the first time around
    take care and tempt not the fates
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  8. September 23rd, 2003, 02:51 PM #23
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    Where's Mod King when we need him?
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  9. September 23rd, 2003, 03:19 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Grover
    This is a semi-full/part time job. I will post more info about this position tomorrow. All moron, idiots and stupidheads are welcome to apply.

    Thank you.
    I have some questions.

    What do you need this moron for? Do you have a job for him/her?

    Does he/she have to be moron with computers, an all-around-general moron or an absolutely-complete retard?

    Does this person have to be so stupid you he can't figure out his left from his right, or just the kind of person who will screw up when you need him most?

    Is this person the kind of person that Everyone thinks is a moron or just you?

    There are some people who are actually quite intelligent who are masquerading as morons because they don't want to get called on all the time. How do you tell the difference?

    I'm surprised you can't pick your own moron seeing that you Are advertising in the Tech Lounge.
    Doesn't that make YOU the moron....
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  10. September 23rd, 2003, 04:09 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    I have some questions.

    What do you need this moron for? Do you have a job for him/her?

    Does he/she have to be moron with computers, an all-around-general moron or an absolutely-complete retard?

    Does this person have to be so stupid you he can't figure out his left from his right, or just the kind of person who will screw up when you need him most?

    Is this person the kind of person that Everyone thinks is a moron or just you?

    There are some people who are actually quite intelligent who are masquerading as morons because they don't want to get called on all the time. How do you tell the difference?

    I'm surprised you can't pick your own moron seeing that you Are advertising in the Tech Lounge.
    Doesn't that make YOU the moron....

    I'm looking for a moron that will take the verbal and mental beatings and keep returning for more. Complete retards are fine.

    They should be the kind of stupid that forgets where his power button is on his PC, yet manages to operate one anyhow.

    I'm looking for the moron that acknowledges the fact that he/she is a moron and is not ashamed of the fact.

    You interested? Tell me a little bit about yourself and how you could benefit us by joining the team.
    It's good to be the King.
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  11. September 23rd, 2003, 06:14 PM #26
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    Nope, I'm too smart to be a moron...

    I know, below are pictures of four morons.

    Strom
    the Baby
    Arnold
    the Monkey

    Which do you think is the Biggest moron???

    Last edited by Orangeman; September 24th, 2003 at 08:48 AM.
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  12. September 23rd, 2003, 10:43 PM #27
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    Unhappy

    I want the old original Webby back, d@^^!t

    replacement must be funny! and just a little

    smarter then Grover!
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  13. September 24th, 2003, 08:01 AM #28
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    Hey, can I just make people feel like morons?
    end of line.
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  14. September 24th, 2003, 08:07 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymera
    Hey, can I just make people feel like morons?
    Why do you get the easy job?
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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  15. September 24th, 2003, 11:15 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by NooNoo
    Why do you get the easy job?
    because shes evil, mean, and nasty enough to do it
    take care and tempt not the fates
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