what do cats and pc crashes have in common?

**eboyjones** · October 3rd, 2003, 02:57 AM

http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/ :butt:

**Orangeman** · October 3rd, 2003, 03:33 AM

Of course you can always save yourself some money and spray cat repellant on your PC...

What do computers and cats have in common...?
-You have to treat them both like women.... if you expect to succeed with either

**confus-ed** · October 3rd, 2003, 04:06 AM

What do cats & computer crashes have in common? - there's too bloomin' many of 'em !

& edit !

Where's Silencio when you want him ? .... seen his sig line ? - "I love cats, they're delicious!" - mmmm a lot in common with the Vietnamese then, they eat 'em too apparently

**Orangeman** · October 3rd, 2003, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by confus-ed

What do cats & computer crashes have in common? - there's too bloomin' many of 'em !

mmmm a lot in common with the Vietnamese then, they eat 'em too apparently

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I saw a documentary once that also showed them eating ox dung.....seriously

**confus-ed** · October 3rd, 2003, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Orangeman

I saw a documentary once that also showed them eating ox dung.....seriously

So how many beers/'smokes'/other stuff had you had when you thought you saw that !

You can use dried cow 'pooh' as fuel for cooking ... I might eat what you cooked with it (snakes & such -they eat them too & they ain't bad!) but I don't think I want to be eating cow patts, nor anyone else !

**NooNoo** · October 3rd, 2003, 07:55 AM

hmm the only computers I see where the cat has been responsible for crashing the computer is because the cat p.... err nm..

**silencio** · October 3rd, 2003, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by NooNoo

hmm the only computers I see where the cat has been responsible for crashing the computer is because the cat p.... err nm..

LMAO!!! If the keyboard smells like kitty litter it may be time to wash your hands.

**ChipCreep** · October 3rd, 2003, 01:32 PM

My cat is too well trained to ever pee on my keyb(*&^dfh4;kljn212
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**Rellik** · October 3rd, 2003, 02:55 PM

This is why I lock the console (ÿ+L) when I am away from the KB. Also my KB has a turbo+lock(F11) key which prevent any KB input until I press turbo+F11 again.

**confus-ed** · October 3rd, 2003, 05:04 PM

Just eat the cat .... or shoot it & don't eat it ! ... Silencio will help you out I'm sure.

**silencio** · October 3rd, 2003, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by confus-ed

Just eat the cat .... or shoot it & don't eat it ! ... Silencio will help you out I'm sure.

The common thread between cats and pc crashes is that they will both beep as you take away and reapply electricity. One will beep louder than the other but if you have earmuffs on, as all feline electricians should, you will hardly notice.