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October 3rd, 2003, 02:57 AM
#1
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what do cats and pc crashes have in common?
"Everybody needs a little help sometimes"
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October 3rd, 2003, 03:33 AM
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Of course you can always save yourself some money and spray cat repellant on your PC...
What do computers and cats have in common...?
-You have to treat them both like women.... if you expect to succeed with either
Last edited by Orangeman; October 3rd, 2003 at 03:36 AM.
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October 3rd, 2003, 04:06 AM
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Geezer
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October 3rd, 2003, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by confus-ed
What do cats & computer crashes have in common? - there's too bloomin' many of 'em !
mmmm a lot in common with the Vietnamese then, they eat 'em too apparently [/COLOR]
I saw a documentary once that also showed them eating ox dung.....seriously
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October 3rd, 2003, 06:38 AM
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Geezer
Originally Posted by Orangeman
I saw a documentary once that also showed them eating ox dung.....seriously
So how many beers/'smokes'/other stuff had you had when you thought you saw that !
You can use dried cow 'pooh' as fuel for cooking ... I might eat what you cooked with it (snakes & such -they eat them too & they ain't bad!) but I don't think I want to be eating cow patts, nor anyone else !
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October 3rd, 2003, 07:55 AM
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Driver Terrier
hmm the only computers I see where the cat has been responsible for crashing the computer is because the cat p.... err nm..
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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October 3rd, 2003, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by NooNoo
hmm the only computers I see where the cat has been responsible for crashing the computer is because the cat p.... err nm..
LMAO!!! If the keyboard smells like kitty litter it may be time to wash your hands.
Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
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October 3rd, 2003, 01:32 PM
#8
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my cat
My cat is too well trained to ever pee on my keyb(*&^dfh4;kljn212
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October 3rd, 2003, 02:55 PM
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This is why I lock the console (ÿ+L) when I am away from the KB. Also my KB has a turbo+lock(F11) key which prevent any KB input until I press turbo+F11 again.
May the Schwartz be with you
Too many zeros, not enough ones.
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October 3rd, 2003, 05:04 PM
#10
Geezer
Just eat the cat .... or shoot it & don't eat it ! ... Silencio will help you out I'm sure.
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October 3rd, 2003, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by confus-ed
Just eat the cat .... or shoot it & don't eat it ! ... Silencio will help you out I'm sure.
The common thread between cats and pc crashes is that they will both beep as you take away and reapply electricity. One will beep louder than the other but if you have earmuffs on, as all feline electricians should, you will hardly notice.
Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
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October 4th, 2003, 06:44 AM
#12
Geezer
Any recipies for afterwards ?
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October 4th, 2003, 07:39 PM
#13
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I like mine tar tar with just a pinch of salt. Cat meat tends to dry up in the oven.
Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
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October 6th, 2003, 11:52 AM
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C'mon confus-ed, don't you boil it to death and serve it with mint jelly?
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October 7th, 2003, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by paraflyer
C'mon confus-ed, don't you boil it to death and serve it with mint jelly?
I dunno, I've never eaten cat that's why I was asking for recepies
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