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October 9th, 2003, 09:51 AM
#1
Geezer
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October 9th, 2003, 09:52 AM
#2
Registered User
Who the hell is this guy?
Do You Realize? - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize? - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize? - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize? - that everyone you know someday will die
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October 9th, 2003, 10:16 AM
#3
Banned
 Originally Posted by confus-ed
I'm heartily sick now of 'Once upon a time' (somebody said my 'bum looked big !Well I never {Butt your bum saved the day} ) - so lets have another 'competition' to amuse ourselves with ....
On the wall of a place I visted today ...
After Tea Breaks Staff should empty the Teapot
& stand upside down on the draining board
Now something tells me I shouldn't be doing what that literally says ... 
So more entries for 'not to be taken literally' contest please ....
Ya_Can take that literally:
Imagine if the Wayward Clam stood upside down on the draining board.
He could really aim that pearl of his.
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October 9th, 2003, 10:31 AM
#4
Intel Mod
Captain Kremmen: "Carla, why are your feet bandaged?"
Carla: "Oh, Caahptain, I wanted to heat a tin of beans, and the instructions said `Stand in boiling water for ten minutes'..."
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October 9th, 2003, 11:27 AM
#5
Registered User
"Shake well before using".
Does this mean shake it really good, before using; or shake it "well before" (as in a long time before) using???
Or the ever-popular "Lather, rinse, repeat"....you'll never leave the shower.
Or, the one about hte blonde QA tech at the M&M plant, was fired for throwing out too many "W"s.
It is too late to fix America via the Republicans or Democrats, and too early to start shooting the bastards.
Lex et Libertas -- Semper Vigilo, Paratus, et Fidelis
WOTPP Light Air Support Wing
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October 9th, 2003, 11:32 AM
#6
Registered User
There's a sign at the college I went to that is still up to this day that looks like this:
WASHROOMS
NEXT RIGHT
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Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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October 9th, 2003, 11:53 AM
#7
Registered User
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October 9th, 2003, 12:03 PM
#8
Driver Terrier
"oven ready tame rabbits"
A notice on the roadside on the way to a holiday cabin in Norfolk 
Or better still on the way throough the "frilly bits" of southern Ireland:
"German Spoken Here"
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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October 9th, 2003, 03:38 PM
#9
Registered User
littering highways fined $700
sign on the way to the renisance festival a few weeks ago.
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October 9th, 2003, 11:09 PM
#10
Registered User
Slightly off-track, but...
On the back of my new car registration sticker:
Warning: Any attempt to remove sticker will cause it to destruct.
......peel.....peel.....rip.....BANG
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October 9th, 2003, 11:40 PM
#11
Registered User
Seen on an Office Door at the Island Creek Coal Company Offices in Oakwood, Virginia:
Unauthorized Personnel Only
I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!
Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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October 10th, 2003, 08:17 AM
#12
Registered User
Originally Posted by Darkstar
Who the hell is this guy?
Don't mind him. he's confus-ed 
(aw come on that was funny)
"I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay." -- Anonymous ebayer
"I figured out what's wrong with life: it's other people." -- Dilbert
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October 10th, 2003, 09:48 AM
#13
Registered User
I have got 2 for you, Barium st. it runs allong side a cemetary.
and a sign that said Hidden Pines Cemetary 1 mile ahead, the about 50 ft behind that, it said Dead End. 
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October 10th, 2003, 09:59 AM
#14
Registered User
going home recently I passed a greasy spoon restaurant trying to make quick money. On their sign out front it said at the top
Pray for Our Nation
4.25
Charging to pray for the country, riding the war
Never underestimate the power, or aggrevation, of stupid users in mass numbers..
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October 10th, 2003, 10:08 AM
#15
You can tell it's Friday....
Overhead on train, two ladies finishing converstaion..."....and tits like coconuts!!!", which reminded me that time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana...
On my bread round once.. "Please leave two loaves. Stand in garage till I get home" As if I'd nothing better to do
But what beats "Plug 'n play"? Take that literally?
Ah well...
And, on holiday, impressed her at a restaurant with, on the menu "Flamboyant squid on chef's spit" (Trust the Algarve)
And...nice sign (you've seen it?) housing area "Drive carefully - free range children" [For the brits, in Wales Drive Caerphilly]
Lastly, seen on roadside "Jesus saves" someone wrote unbderneath "But Owen scores on the rebound"
Last edited by Lowland; October 10th, 2003 at 10:12 AM.
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