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  1. October 24th, 2003, 06:51 AM #1
    Orangeman
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    Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

    Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

    Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

    Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean

    Yo mama's so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl!

    Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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  2. October 24th, 2003, 07:34 AM #2
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    your momma is so ugly, you put her face on cookie dough to make holloween cookies.

    your momma is so ugly, if she stands on the rail road track, it will make the train stop and take a dirt road.

    your momma is so stupid, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
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  3. October 24th, 2003, 07:41 AM #3
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    your momma is so stupid she pays to get off the bus
    your momma is like a dc-10 guaranteed to go down
    your momma is so stupid she saw her reflection in a pool and almost drowned trying to save herself
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  4. October 24th, 2003, 08:01 AM #4
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    You momma so fat, when she hangs around the house, she hangs AROUND the house.
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  5. October 25th, 2003, 01:30 AM #5
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    Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
    U.S. out of U.N.
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  6. October 25th, 2003, 09:12 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jediab
    Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
    You so nasty...
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  7. October 26th, 2003, 03:30 PM #7
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    Yo mamma's so fat she tried to haul a$$ but it took her two trips.
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