Your Mama

**ilovetheusers** · October 23rd, 2003, 09:57 AM

This is the your Mom thread. Have fun. I'll start.

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down

**Ya_know** · October 23rd, 2003, 10:11 AM

**jmani** · October 23rd, 2003, 10:14 AM

Your mamma is so fat when we took her to the zoo the elephants threw peanuts to her!

**TripleRLtd** · October 23rd, 2003, 10:35 AM

No, Your Momma!!!

**ilovetheusers** · October 23rd, 2003, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Ya_know

Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.

**shamus** · October 23rd, 2003, 11:36 AM

Your Mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

**PeLiGrOsO** · October 23rd, 2003, 11:44 AM

your momma is so fat, she skates on 18 wheelers.

**PeLiGrOsO** · October 23rd, 2003, 11:44 AM

your momma is so poor, she waves a popsicle and call it AC

**Ya_know** · October 23rd, 2003, 11:53 AM

Your momma is so poor she can't even pay attention...

**ilovetheusers** · October 23rd, 2003, 01:00 PM

What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.

**Cobra X** · October 23rd, 2003, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by ilovetheusers

This is the your Mom thread. Have fun. I'll start.

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down

Don't make fun of fat people, jerk.

**Major Kong** · October 23rd, 2003, 01:46 PM

Yo mamma is soooooo fat she was standing on a street corner and two cops told her to break it up!

**PeLiGrOsO** · October 23rd, 2003, 01:58 PM

how about an older "yo momma joke"

your momma is like nintendo, entertainment system !!

your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter

**+Daemon+** · October 23rd, 2003, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by PeLiGrOsO

your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter

**+Daemon+** · October 23rd, 2003, 03:02 PM

yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn

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