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  1. October 23rd, 2003, 03:30 PM #16
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    "yo momma so bad, she's just like skool on Thanksgiving....NO CLASS"
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  2. October 23rd, 2003, 04:45 PM #17
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    My momma's blown more poles than a hurricane... oh wait, this is supposed to be about your momma...
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  3. October 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM #18
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    yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out.

    Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress kids line up for the school bus.

    Yo mama is like a lolipop. 10 cents a lick.

    Ok I'll quit now.
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  4. October 24th, 2003, 06:51 AM #19
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    Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

    Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

    Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

    Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean

    Yo mama's so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl!

    Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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  5. October 24th, 2003, 07:34 AM #20
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    your momma is so ugly, you put her face on cookie dough to make holloween cookies.

    your momma is so ugly, if she stands on the rail road track, it will make the train stop and take a dirt road.

    your momma is so stupid, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
    Assumption is the mother of all fucl< ups
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  6. October 24th, 2003, 07:41 AM #21
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    your momma is so stupid she pays to get off the bus
    your momma is like a dc-10 guaranteed to go down
    your momma is so stupid she saw her reflection in a pool and almost drowned trying to save herself
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  7. October 24th, 2003, 08:01 AM #22
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    You momma so fat, when she hangs around the house, she hangs AROUND the house.
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  8. October 25th, 2003, 01:30 AM #23
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    Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
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  9. October 25th, 2003, 09:12 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jediab
    Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
    You so nasty...
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  10. October 26th, 2003, 03:30 PM #25
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    Yo mamma's so fat she tried to haul a$$ but it took her two trips.
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  11. August 2nd, 2005, 08:56 AM #26
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    Your momma is so fat, it takes 2 hours just to download her pic !!!!!
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  12. August 2nd, 2005, 09:38 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
    Your momma is so fat, it takes 2 hours just to download her pic !!!!!

    could it be that she is using DIAL-UP???????/
    Assumption is the mother of all fucl< ups
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  13. August 2nd, 2005, 09:42 AM #28
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    Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
    yo mama so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
    yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsickle stick and calls it AC
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  14. August 2nd, 2005, 09:51 AM #29
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    Yo momma's like a 7-11...

    She's open all night, hot to go, and for 75 cents, she'll give you a slurpy!
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  15. August 2nd, 2005, 01:03 PM #30
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    Yo mamma is so fat she was standing on a street corner the other day and two cops told her to break it up!

    Yo mamma is so easy that last week she gave the Lincoln Memorial a hand job.

    I bet your momma is so easy she even brags about it when she say's where she's from I-DA-HO!
    I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!

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