Move Over Laura Croft & Simone, Miss Digital World Is Here....
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    Move Over Laura Croft & Simone, Miss Digital World Is Here....

    "Miss Digital World" is the first beauty contest reserved for the likes of video game heroine Lara Croft, computer-cloned actresses from the "Matrix" films and new beauties tweaked to perfection with 3D graphics.

    Digital artists, advertising agencies and video game programmers from around the world have been asked to send a computer design of their perfect woman to www.missdigitalworld.com, complete with date of birth and body measurements.

    Designers will program their contestants to parade along a virtual catwalk, and there'll be a virtual presenter and virtual guests who will help create the atmosphere of a beauty contest.

    The winner will be crowned at a flesh-and-blood conference in November 2004 and Cerami hopes the digital queen will go on to greater things with roles in video games, virtual reality films and adverts.

    But beware those who think beauty need only be screen-deep. The virtual world has its ethical rules too.

    "They should not have taken part -- not even as extras or cameos -- in pornographic films, shows or plays nor have made statements...in any way out of tune with the moral spirit of the competition," organizers said.


    11/07/2003


    Hmmm....I guess that leaves out 'NudeRaider...."

    So what would your ideal digital girl look like.... ???
    Last edited by Orangeman; November 16th, 2003 at 08:51 PM.
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    All I can say is Dear God.

    The fact that they would even do this... then afterwards combined with the fact that they want dimensions on the imaginary girl... then combined with the fact that the girl has to be what they further define as "moral"...

    *shakes head sadly*
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    Based on that picture it looks like she's got a bucket of chicken wings in her lap. If they're habanero & garlic I'm in love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silencio
    Based on that picture it looks like she's got a bucket of chicken wings in her lap. If they're habanero & garlic I'm in love.
    ...funny, I seemed to have missed that. Thanks Silencio...
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    I missed the bucket o' wings too. Didn't see past the rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayward Clam
    All I can say is Dear God.

    The fact that they would even do this... then afterwards combined with the fact that they want dimensions on the imaginary girl... then combined with the fact that the girl has to be what they further define as "moral"...

    *shakes head sadly*

    Ditto.

    WTF, this is ******* goofy. Women have such an a$$ backwards goal for looks today I see stick figues with boob jobs walking about pretending to be humans.
    Last edited by ilovetheusers; November 17th, 2003 at 02:35 PM.

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    mmmm boobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver01
    mmmm boobs
    + wings
    =
    HOOTERS!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleetus
    + wings
    =
    HOOTERS!!!!
    *goes into convulsions*
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