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    Wink New Kid on the Block?


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    Well you know MS, if you can't beat em, join em, then beat 'em.
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."

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    Talking Mmmm - I wonder if someone might be taking the p?

    Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
    Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
    I already have a load of monkeys who work for me, if Bill wants some!

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    old but still funny

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