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March 3rd, 2004, 03:08 PM
#1
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I proclaim "SPACE BALLS" the funniest movie of all time
DHelmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose not up it.
GUNNER: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
DHelmet: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did sir. He's my cousin.
DHelmet: Who is he?
COLONEL S.: He's an ******* sir.
DHelmet: I know that... whats his name?
COLONEL S.: That is his name sir, *******, Major *******.
DHelmet: And his cousin?
COLONEL S.: He's an ******* too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Phillip *******.
DHelemt: How many *******s we got on this ship anyhow?
THE CREW: YO!!!!
DHelmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s(pulls facemask down) Keep firing *******s!!!
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DHelmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago
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I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:14 PM
#2
Banned
Pulp fiction's got them beat!
JULES
Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right
there. Eatin' a bitch out, and
givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't
even the same ****in' thing.
VINCENT
Not the same thing, the same
ballpark.
JULES
It ain't no ballpark either. Look
maybe your method of massage
differs from mine, but touchin' his
lady's feet, and stickin' your
tongue in her holyiest of holyies,
ain't the same ballpark, ain't the
same league, ain't even the same
****in' sport. Foot massages don't
mean ****.
VINCENT
Have you ever given a foot massage?
JULES
Don't be tellin' me about foot
massages -- I'm the ****in' foot
master.
VINCENT
Given a lot of 'em?
JULES
**** yeah. I got my technique down
man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
VINCENT
Have you ever given a guy a foot
massage?
Jules looks at him a long moment -- he's been set up.
JULES
**** you.
He starts walking down the hall. Vincent, smiling, walks a
little bit behind.
VINCENT
How many?
JULES
**** you.
VINCENT
Would you give me a foot massage --
I'm kinda tired.
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:16 PM
#3
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Come on can anyone think of a movie with more great lines like that ??
I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:21 PM
#4
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Great movie but I just don't think it has the volume....
RICO: Colonel Sandurz.
SANDURZ: What is it, Sergeant Rico?
RICO: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
SANDURZ: So.
RICO: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.
SANDURZ: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?
RICO: Thanks, sir.
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RADAR TECH.: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.
HELMET: What's wrong with it?
RADAR TECH.: I've lost the bleeps, I've the lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
HELMET: The what?
SANDURZ: The what?
HELMET: And the what?
RADAR TECH.: You know. The bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
HELMET: That's not all he's lost.
RADAR TECH.: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be... jammed.
HELMET: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!
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SANDURZ: Sir.
HELMET: What?
SANDURZ: Are we being too literal.
HELMET: No, you fool. We're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet?
TROOPER WITH COMB: Nothing yet, sir.
HELMET: How about you?
TROOPER WITH 2ND COMB: Not a thing, sir.
HELMET: What about you guys?
TROOPER WITH MINI COMB: We ain't found ****.
I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:21 PM
#5
Registered User
Pulp Fiction is awesome, not really comparable to Spaceballs though. Kinda that apples and oranges thing.
Spaceballs is a hoot.
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
If it's true that wherever you go, there you are: how come so many people look lost?
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:26 PM
#6
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Run away
Bring out your dead.
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch?! Your arm's off.
No it isn't.
Then what's that then.
I've had worse.
Have at you!
You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough, aye?
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Right, I'll do you for that.
You'll what?
Come here.
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
I'm invincible!
You're a loony.
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!
I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!
Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:31 PM
#7
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Originally Posted by Major Kong
Run away
Bring out your dead.
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch?! Your arm's off.
No it isn't.
Then what's that then.
I've had worse.
Have at you!
You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough, aye?
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Right, I'll do you for that.
You'll what?
Come here.
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
I'm invincible!
You're a loony.
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!
OH now thats a close one....OH now thats a close one....
I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:32 PM
#8
Registered User
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Run away
Bring out your dead.
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch?! Your arm's off.
No it isn't.
Then what's that then.
I've had worse.
Have at you!
You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough, aye?
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Right, I'll do you for that.
You'll what?
Come here.
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
I'm invincible!
You're a loony.
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!
Monty Python, now that's funny !
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:33 PM
#9
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SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow.
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HELMET: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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SHIP'S VOICE: Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six...
SKROOB: Six? What happened to seven?
SHIP'S VOICE: Just kidding.
I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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March 3rd, 2004, 03:44 PM
#10
Registered User
OK, now you've gone and brought up what is literally the holy grail of comedies!
"Wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty girl. And she must pay her penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the Grail Shaped Beacon. You must tie her down on a bed, and spank her!"
"A spanking, a spanking!"
"You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me."
"And spank me!"
"And me!"
"And me!"
"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
"A spanking, a spanking, a spanking!"
"And after the spanking, the oral sex!"
"Oooh! A spanking!"
"Well, I could stay a bit longer."
"Shut up, will you. Shut up!"
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system."
"Shut up!"
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody peasant!"
All I have to say is ... Ni!
If it's true that wherever you go, there you are: how come so many people look lost?
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March 3rd, 2004, 04:05 PM
#11
I always liked Blazing Saddles more then Spaceballs.
And crap on a stick if Holy Grail isn't the most played out quoted comedy ever, good movie but crap
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March 3rd, 2004, 04:08 PM
#12
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Not a movie but this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/space...one/index.html
Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
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March 3rd, 2004, 04:11 PM
#13
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
I always liked Blazing Saddles more then Spaceballs.
And crap on a stick if Holy Grail isn't the most played out quoted comedy ever, good movie but crap
The Holy Grail is the most played out quoted comedy ever because it is the most funniest! Silly Cleetus. I fart in your general direction! Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time.
If it's true that wherever you go, there you are: how come so many people look lost?
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March 3rd, 2004, 04:17 PM
#14
Registered User
Originally Posted by silencio
Yep space ghost Rocks.. it cracks me up
I'm not Satan ... I'm just one of his highly placed minions
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March 3rd, 2004, 04:21 PM
#15
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"You are never too smart to act stupid" - Christopher Lloyd in Camp Nowhere
"The call is from heroism. Will you accept the charges?" - Homer Simpson
"Everyone makes fun of a redneck until your car breaks down." - Larry the Cable Guy
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