The lighter side of politics

**silencio** · April 16th, 2004, 05:59 PM

http://clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.d...4140365&Ref=AR

JPD cracking down on sex toy sales

High court recently upheld ban; merchants decry restrictions

On a side note, cucumber and zuccini sales are up 69%

And, coming in (ahem) on the other side of the pervert fence, Courtney Love has just announced that she plans on digging up the remains of Curt Kobain in order to turn his ashes into a diamond. See http://www.lifegem.com/

She plans use said diamond in a peircing somewhere below the navel. Miss Love was quoted as saying "this will keep Curt close to me and is in no way an effort to squeeze every last dime out of my dead husband." Miss Love also expressed interest her parents' health as she has at least two other peircings to fill.

And now back to Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa with the weather.

**inferno_gn** · April 17th, 2004, 12:48 AM

Hi there,

Ban sex toys? Well, there goes one more freedom. Who think up these kidn of crap anyways?

Diamond are totally worthless, I say. It's just compress carbon, not to mention, it's a control gem. That's why the price is so high, however, they are actually alot of diamonds. They aren't rare at all. Ruby, saphire and emerald are even more rare then diamonds.

Ju Leon...

**Orangeman** · April 17th, 2004, 12:59 AM

Next we'll hear they've banned Vaseline & Crisco......

Question: What does Mississippi have against people using mechanical instruments to achieve orgasm..??...

......electric shock by a 3v battery....

I just don't understand....

**silencio** · April 17th, 2004, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by inferno_gn

Hi there,

Ban sex toys? Well, there goes one more freedom. Who think up these kidn of crap anyways?

Diamond are totally worthless, I say. It's just compress carbon, not to mention, it's a control gem. That's why the price is so high, however, they are actually alot of diamonds. They aren't rare at all. Ruby, saphire and emerald are even more rare then diamonds.

Ju Leon...

I might have known you'd post here.

**Orangeman** · April 17th, 2004, 03:10 AM

Originally Posted by silencio

I might have known you'd post here.

He does it deliberately, for attention....he's a masochist....

**ilovetheusers** · April 17th, 2004, 07:13 AM

I can't believe it. How's the court uphold a decision to ban sex toys? Assinine.

**inferno_gn** · April 17th, 2004, 09:06 AM

Hi there,

Make me wonder, maybe the guy that makes the law isn't having much sex because his partner replace him with a sex toy. *lol*

Aren't males a sex toy, too? Even it's biological?

Ju Leon...

**craigmodius** · April 17th, 2004, 10:26 AM

In Arizona "You may not have more than two dildos in a house"

And what I want to know is who's job is it to enforce the 2 dildo limit?

"Excuse me Ma'am were the dildo police, and we're here to take a dildo count"

**Tekboy** · April 17th, 2004, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by craigmodius

In Arizona "You may not have more than two dildos in a house"

And what I want to know is who's job is it to enforce the 2 dildo limit?

"Excuse me Ma'am were the dildo police, and we're here to take a dildo count"

Me! Me! I'll take that job!

First, it would be a State funded job, sort of like DOT.

Second, I can only begin to imagine some of the , errrr, fringe benefits.

"See here ma'am, why right on my very person, there is an alternative to this third, and proscribed dildo".