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  1. May 11th, 2004, 12:59 PM #1
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    How to drive a forklift!

    Put your feet up, grab a coffee and have a good laugh as this clip gets better and better. Approx 10 minutes and ALL in German, (that makes it better).

    How (not) to drive a forklift

    Hey Triple, you might learn some new German words
    There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
    your hand or head stuck in something
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  2. May 11th, 2004, 01:03 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by gazzak
    Put your feet up, grab a coffee and have a good laugh as this clip gets better and better. Approx 10 minutes and ALL in German, (that makes it better).

    How (not) to drive a forklift

    Hey Triple, you might learn some new German words
    Hey, how come you guys held off the German invasion, but you all speak the German language anyway?
    The Moral Majority is neither.

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  3. May 11th, 2004, 01:12 PM #3
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    Gory but good....
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  4. May 11th, 2004, 01:13 PM #4
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    Ok...I drove a forklift for almost 4 years in the Marines and we came up with some crazy sh!t to do on a forklift...so this I had to see. Damn, those guys maked us look safe!

    Damn, I am still laughing...!
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  5. May 11th, 2004, 08:30 PM #5
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    that was great

    the last warehouse I worked they made us drive in reverse always with forks trailing.

    it sucked
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  6. May 11th, 2004, 09:47 PM #6
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    http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar...ERERSTEA-1.wmv

    If you want to save it.
    Right click and choose save as.
    It starts getting good at the 2 minute mark.
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  7. May 11th, 2004, 09:54 PM #7
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    I laughed my *** off. It's hard to breathe now.

    To DL it so you can play it full screen here's the code:

    <html>
    <body>
    <a href="http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/STAPLERFAHRERKLAUSDERERSTEA-1.wmv">clickey</a>
    </body>
    </html>



    Edit: Techs beat me to it.
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  8. May 11th, 2004, 10:26 PM #8
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    One of the first jobs I had was driving a small forklift. I was actually a student in high school at the time.

    That vid brought back a lot of memories...
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  9. May 12th, 2004, 08:28 AM #9
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    Thats absolutely hilarious. I was turning purple trying not to laugh too loud.

    Sure beats the Yale training vids they made us watch.

    Should have called it "Blood on the Forks"
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  10. May 12th, 2004, 09:38 AM #10
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    I guess theres a few vacancies at that factory now
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  11. May 13th, 2004, 12:55 AM #11
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    i still drive a fork lift, its boring but the money is good.

    there is a guy at work who keeps hitting crap, he totally sucks at the fork lift and today he hit a drum and all this white liquid came out (non haz). all the supervisors where there too.

    he might get suspended pending termination or just terminated. this isnt his first incident.





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  12. May 13th, 2004, 09:29 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archer
    I guess theres a few vacancies at that factory now
    LOL
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