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    Well, seeing I've been feeling quite fatigued and brain-faded for a while now, I'm glad to say I'm shouting myself a couple of weeks break in August. I'll go up to Sydney and see some good friends, including my Greek friend Con.

    Everybody knows Greeks are named Con, just like Aussies are named Bruce, Poms are Nigel and Americans are Chuck. But it just struck me what a versatile name Con is. It can describe all kinds of folk and things, like that very up-to-date guy Con Current, or a Greek eulogy, Con Tribute.

    So here are a few more that also spring to mind:

    Con Tact - A diplomatic Greek
    Con Form - A Greek document
    Con Tent - Temporary Greek housing
    Con Tractor - Greek farm implement
    Con Viction - Greek sentence
    Con Text - Greek writing
    Con Script - Greek handwriting
    Con Traction - Greek wearing grippy shoes
    Con Vince - Greek tricking Vincent
    Con Fidential - A secret Greek
    Con Dolence - Micky Dolenz' Greek cousin

    Anyone know any other Cons?

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    Con Cave - Ancient Greek housing
    Con Fuse - Used to protect Greek electrical equipment
    Con Cord - Greek twine
    Con Genital - (not touching that one)

    Last edited by Cave_Dweller; July 10th, 2004 at 07:15 AM.
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    Con Template a greek word document template
    Con Cur a greek stray dog
    Con Vey a jewish greek
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    Quote Originally Posted by NooNoo
    Con Vey a jewish greek

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    I forgot

    Con Troll - Greek who pounces on you as you pass & tries to dominate you

    Con Stir Nation - Greek who rouses the whole country

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    Con Vent - Found at the end of a Greek air duct
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    I can't freakin read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cave_Dweller
    ... a Greek air duct
    You mean a Con Duct?
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    Con Flagration - Greek Fire
    Bollocks

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    Con Founded - a greek started it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platypus
    Well, seeing I've been feeling quite fatigued and brain-faded for a while now, I'm glad to say I'm shouting myself a couple of weeks break in August. I'll go up to Sydney and see some good friends, including my Greek friend Con.

    Everybody knows Greeks are named Con, just like Aussies are named Bruce, Poms are Nigel and Americans are Chuck. But it just struck me what a versatile name Con is. It can describe all kinds of folk and things, like that very up-to-date guy Con Current, or a Greek eulogy, Con Tribute.

    So here are a few more that also spring to mind:

    Con Tact - A diplomatic Greek
    Con Form - A Greek document
    Con Tent - Temporary Greek housing
    Con Tractor - Greek farm implement
    Con Viction - Greek sentence
    Con Text - Greek writing
    Con Script - Greek handwriting
    Con Traction - Greek wearing grippy shoes
    Con Vince - Greek tricking Vincent
    Con Fidential - A secret Greek
    Con Dolence - Micky Dolenz' Greek cousin

    Anyone know any other Cons?
    So are you saying you're going up to Sydney for a conjugal visit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humilliation
    So are you saying you're going up to Sydney for a conjugal visit?
    Not that kind of friend!

    Let there be no Con Fusion...

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    Con Con - A Greek Criminal

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechZ
    Con Con
    Mmm, it's supposed to make a word, like:

    Con Found - You can stop looking now
    Con Go - OK, bye!
    Con Juror - An empannelled Greek

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatalException0E
    You mean a Con Duct?
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