Invasion - Assistance required

[corturbra]

Well after Camaro80z's suggestion, here is a call to arms for all non-US WD members...

After the poor showing in their last election which led to Mr Bush being in charge, I have declared that should the next election resemble such a fiasco, then the UK will move back in and revoke the independence of the US of A.

At the moment I appear to be standing alone on the shores of the Cornwall with a bag full of scones and teabags, ready to invade and create the county of America, which we will twin with some dodgy place in France somewhere.

So all those in favour stick your names below.... oh and I'll need someone to volunteer to hand out the sandals and knotted handkerchiefs.

[freddy]

yer wanna help me with my air fare over to the states (not airoflot!) ,,,,common we can REALY upset the forigners ,,


you bring the tea ,,,,,i will just sit there laughing

[freddy]

"dell boys" weekend jount ,,,,not brighton this time ,,,proper weekend this time!


who,s driving the coach?



freddy


p.s. who can volantear to look after my cat for the weekend?

[corturbra]

"dell boys" weekend jount ,,,,not brighton this time ,,,proper weekend this time!


who,s driving the coach?



freddy


p.s. who can volantear to look after my cat for the weekend?

Bring the cat with you, it'll keep the alligators in check when we hit Florida.

[freddy]

Bring the cat with you, it'll keep the alligators in check when we hit Florida.

breakfast for little puddy ,,,,is it aligators or crocs over there? ,,,one is fresh water one is salt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but with all the polution ,,,how can u say fresh water?



freddy

[corturbra]

breakfast for little puddy ,,,,is it aligators or crocs over there? ,,,one is fresh water one is salt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but with all the polution ,,,how can u say fresh water?



freddy

Don't think it matters, we'll give them all a nice British name like Bob...

[El_Squid]

breakfast for little puddy ,,,,is it aligators or crocs over there? ,,,one is fresh water one is salt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but with all the polution ,,,how can u say fresh water?

Forgive the intrusion of a colonial into this jolly old thread, but it's alligators over here. And, remember to pack plenty of those baggy walking shorts and white Tee shirts as well.

[corturbra]

Forgive the intrusion of a colonial into this jolly old thread, but it's alligators over here. And, remember to pack plenty of those baggy walking shorts and white Tee shirts as well.

Thank you, all on order. Specialist Army issue, so should be with us 2 years after occupation....

[Pluto]

I'm all packed and ready to go. Is it raining in America-shire - do I need my mac? I've got some sandwiches and a family size bottle of pop. Mustn't forget my cricket bat - may as well teach 'em something useful while we're there.

[corturbra]

I'm all packed and ready to go. Is it raining in America-shire - do I need my mac? I've got some sandwiches and a family size bottle of pop. Mustn't forget my cricket bat - may as well teach 'em something useful while we're there.

Good point, I'd forgotten the picnic, I'll get some orangeade while I think about it... It may not be raining in America-shire, but I guess we could swap the weather with California in particular. I'd take the Mac just in case, as well as some warm undies, never hurts to be prepared.

Are you up for driving the bus? Freddy was asking for volunteers...

[Pluto]

Yeh I don't mind driving. I'm already in Devon so if you're in Cornwall I'll pick you up as I go past. I'll bring my guitar so we can sing songs along the way. We'd better fill up at Penzance - I don't think there's a garage til we reach New York. Do we need passports to invade or shall we just wade in and scream rather loudly?

[Camaro80z]

Is this it? Is this the best and brightest that you can muster up?

[Khazad]

i got the canadian border covered, but i want control of a large portion of the land mass.

[Pluto]

Is this it? Is this the best and brightest that you can muster up?

Watch it buster or we'll wipe that grin off with our English sense of humour ....

[jitBob]

Don't think it matters, we'll give them all a nice British name like Bob...

Bob...British...Yer startin' ta tick me off!