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  1. October 6th, 2004, 10:46 AM #1
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    My tribute to Rodney Dangerfield...

    As we have two threads already for Rodney I though I would start one our favorite quotes.

    I've got three:

    I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. I was telling my best friend that since my wife and I got married she's cut me back on sex to twice a month. My best friend tell's me big deal he knows a couple of guys she's cut out all together!

    I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. My son, for Christmas I got him a BB gun. He got me a shirt with a target on the back!

    I tell ya my wife she can't drive at all. I come home and the front end of the car is smashed up. I ask her what happened? She says she hit a tree, but it wasn't her fault she honked the horn!

    I'm going to miss him...
    I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!

    Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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  2. October 6th, 2004, 11:00 AM #2
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    My favorite one-liner:

    "Steak and Sex, my favorite pair...I have them both the same way, VERY RARE."

    Godspeed, Rodney.
    It is too late to fix America via the Republicans or Democrats, and too early to start shooting the bastards.

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  3. October 6th, 2004, 11:29 AM #3
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  4. October 6th, 2004, 11:57 AM #4
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    Hey Whitey, where's your hat?!!

    Rodney- Hey Judge, a thousand bucks says you slice into the woods.
    Ted Knight- Gambling is illeegal at Bushwood SIR, and I NEVER slice.
    Rodney- ok, make it two thousand

    Caddyshack. a true classic.
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  5. October 6th, 2004, 02:43 PM #5
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    I knew I would laugh and laugh hard when he appeared on the 1960's Ed Sullivan Show.

    "...he reminds me of my brother the looser, he was a stowaway on a Japanese Kamakazaa plane..."

    May you rest in peace Rodney, you made a lot of the world roar with laughter.

    He also helped Eddie Murphy, Roseanne Barr, Jim Carey, and that guy who does Redneck jokes get started in comedy.

    He started in comedy at age 35. He had been a traveling insurance salesman. Thank God he chose comedy...
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  6. October 6th, 2004, 02:44 PM #6
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    One night I was feelin frisky. I turned to my wife and asked her 'You wanna have sex?' She said, 'Yeah! When are ya leavin?'
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  7. October 6th, 2004, 02:48 PM #7
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    "when i was born, i was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother"
    Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
    Sun-tzu (~400 BC), The Art of War. Emptiness and Fullness
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  8. October 6th, 2004, 09:41 PM #8
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    When i went to the dog show the other day, I won first prize.

    I was looking out the window yesterday, and I got arrested for mooning.



    RD will be missed.
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