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  1. October 14th, 2004, 03:51 PM #1
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    Joke time

    Did ya know it was a man from Kentucky that invented the Tooth Brush?
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    of course if it were any place else it would have been called a TEETH Brush..

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  2. October 14th, 2004, 03:58 PM #2
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  3. October 14th, 2004, 04:00 PM #3
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    shoot the guy ,,put him out of his misery


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  4. October 14th, 2004, 05:12 PM #4
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    Did ya know it was an Irishman that invented the Toilet Seat?
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    Later a Scotsman found a way to save on wood by cutting a hole out of the middle ...
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  5. October 14th, 2004, 05:17 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platypus
    Did ya know it was an Irishman that invented the Toilet Seat?
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    Later a Scotsman found a way to save on wood by cutting a hole out of the middle ...

    ok ,,,bit close that one ,,,,

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    why do australians call there beer XXXX
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    ,becauase they can,t spell beer
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  6. October 14th, 2004, 05:49 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by freddy
    becauase they can,t spell beer
    That's true!
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  7. October 14th, 2004, 06:30 PM #7
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    The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
    Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
    political stance.
    A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
    generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
    security while you're actually being screwed.

    Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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  8. October 14th, 2004, 06:34 PM #8
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    Woman's perfect breakfast...
    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
    I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!

    Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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  9. October 14th, 2004, 10:41 PM #9
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    People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
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  10. October 15th, 2004, 08:31 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
    or at least promptly clean the imprints off the glass.
    Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
    Sun-tzu (~400 BC), The Art of War. Emptiness and Fullness
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  11. October 15th, 2004, 05:35 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
    Or maybe get some curtains...
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  12. October 15th, 2004, 09:19 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
    Obviously the dream home for exhibitionists.
    If only you knew what's inside of me now,
    You wouldn't want to know me, somehow.
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  13. October 15th, 2004, 10:15 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by freddy
    ok ,,,bit close that one ,,,,

    Go get him freddy.
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  14. October 16th, 2004, 03:42 PM #14
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  15. October 16th, 2004, 04:39 PM #15
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    Making that fourth-grader president of the United States IS NOT FUNNY!
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