Joke time

[MobilePCPhysician]

Bill & Hillary and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.


Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could


throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody


very happy."


Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw


ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."


Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00


bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."


The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his


co-pilot, "Such Bigshots back there..... I could throw all of them


out the window and make millions happy."

[Tacklebox]

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,

Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,

"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a

beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the

ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes

probably wouldn't have fit."

[Orangeman]

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?


A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

[3fingersalute]

What is every Amish woman's dream?
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2 Mennonite!