Feels slightly akward

[Cleetus]

Mine too...tell us, is she a landing strip, or a fancy design...

Do you know how I keep my head?

[Ya_know]

Do you know how I keep my head?

My first response would be inside her, then I remembered your picture...

She's got a receding bush???

[meatwad]

Do you know how I keep my head?

Empty?

[Cleetus]

BAld

[meatwad]

BAld

Gotcha.

And you don't have smokey stinky clothes anymore. I bet that's a turn on for the ladies.

[Tacklebox]

Brazilian?

[opiate]

I'm late to this disscussion but will add my 2 cents.

First off, don't pursue anything beyond friends with this chick. Don't make her problems yours. Go find someone who is stable who isn't in an abusive relationship.


Also, go get about a gallon of honey and dump it into her ex's gas tank. Or burn down his house, hit him with a bag full of marbles, cut his manhood off, shave his nipples off with a carrot peeler, go to your local "hood" or "redneck" part of town and hire a few thugs to give him a good thrashing, carve her name on his chest with a chainsaw, watch the movie Casino w/ Deniro and then reinact the seen when the guy they catch cheating is served with a hammer.....but what do I know?

[Wayward Clam]

Dude, your signature scares me.

[Cleetus]

I'm late to this disscussion but will add my 2 cents.

First off, don't pursue anything beyond friends with this chick. Don't make her problems yours. Go find someone who is stable who isn't in an abusive relationship.


Also, go get about a gallon of honey and dump it into her ex's gas tank. Or burn down his house, hit him with a bag full of marbles, cut his manhood off, shave his nipples off with a carrot peeler, go to your local "hood" or "redneck" part of town and hire a few thugs to give him a good thrashing, carve her name on his chest with a chainsaw, watch the movie Casino w/ Deniro and then reinact the seen when the guy they catch cheating is served with a hammer.....but what do I know?

Actually had the offer for some members of a local Vietamese gang to go visit him and soften him up

[amyb]

Actually had the offer for some members of a local Vietamese gang to go visit him and soften him up

Don't go there..

[meatwad]

Don't go there..

He might not have to. Maybe they deliver.

[3fingersalute]

freaking rodents

[beshman2]

Cleetus, I know it is hard for you to leave a cousin or sister alone... but get out of that relationship now ! There are already too many inbred kids running around . In all seriousness, there will be alot of baggage to deal with here, take that for what it is worth.

[Ya_know]

I figured it out, Cleetus is hoping that this girl will grow a spine, and start kicking his a$$...thrills and chills baby!

[Cleetus]

Just got done talking to her, they just found in her latest CAT scan a 2 inch fracture in her skull. Going to be a lot longer in recovery.

I swear, if I ever see that ****er I don't think there is a chance if I am even slighlty inebriated that I won't invert his stupid ****ing face.