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    You Get A Collect Call From Martha Stewart....

    Ring Ring....

    Its a call for you...

    Collect from Connecticut...Its Martha Stewart.

    She wants to talk to you..

    Do you accept the charges, and if so what do you say to her....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    Ring Ring....

    Its a call for you...

    Collect from Connecticut...Its Martha Stewart.

    She wants to talk to you..

    Do you accept the charges, and if so what do you say to her....
    Accept..........

    Whatcha wearin' Martha?

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    Accept.

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    Ring Ring....

    Its a call for you...

    Collect from Connecticut...Its Martha Stewart.

    She wants to talk to you..

    Do you accept the charges, and if so what do you say to her....
    shes not in connecticut, shes in west virginia, not far from where I live I might add.
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    I'd accept. Mrs. Clam loves her, so I'd just hand the phone off to her.
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    Um. ... who's Martha Stewart???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radical Dreamer
    shes not in connecticut, shes in west virginia, not far from where I live I might add.
    Maybe you outta visit here and see how she's doin'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangeman
    Maybe you outta visit here and see how she's doin'


    Shes staying in a low security "prison" that the locals call "camp cupcake" since its all women and looks like a resort
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    Say "yes" to the call and then say "I love to watch you sleep at night".

    That outta scare the crap out of her.
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    Ask her for a shares tip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pluto
    Um. ... who's Martha Stewart???
    Pluto....its really more comfortable on Earth this time of year...
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