You know the more they deny it the lamer the excuses get.

A poorly tailored shirt? If that bulge is the result of a poorly tailored shirt, then the startch in that shirt must be able to stop a freakin' bullet.

I buy my shirts off the rack at Sears and they don't make me look like quasimodo.

The worse their excuses get, the more I think maybe the tinfoil hat crowd is right on this one.

I know when he became governor they had to teach him how government works because he had no clue, maybe he's the gov't version of Ashley Simpson