Arghhhh...It's official I'm declaring an all out war on all of ya!...

[Major Kong]

You goomers sent me to the Commonwealth of Virginia completely unaware of the things going on in the Lower 48. Shame on everyone of ya's for not informing me on just what in the hades Dora the Explorer is!!!

I have a 3 yr. old grand niece who is absolutely adorable. Her mom (my niece) got her this Dora the Explorer Talking Doll House for Christmas. I agreed to buy the Dora furniture for the house (hellsbells I'd never heard of Dora much less what she explores). Do any of y'all realize that some of these things just can't be found???!!! I rekkin I'll have to turn this chore over to the queen of ebay aka Mrs. Major Kong to bail my ignert, uninformed arse out.

Jeez folks I gotta get out more, at least my wife knew what Dora is, but she had no idea the popularity!

[craigmodius]

I'm sorry you had to get caught up in the middle of all this Major. This is clearly a chick thing, and none of us saw it coming.

Just have a seat and try to relax. Sip on a nice frosty beer. Tomorrow is boobie day and things will be better.

Till then just try to put the whole bad experience behind you and think of alcohol, sweet sweet alcohol.

[craigmodius]

freddy wanted me to give you the remote...

[FatalException0E]

I never heard of Dora the Explorer or Kim Possible or the Fairly Odd Parents untill I started dating a woman with a daughter. Now they're everyday phrases.

(Kong, you might want to look up those others, for future reference)

[GrandDad]

Sorry , didn't realize you would be around young'ns , there's many more , a few have been mentioned tho

[hudsonsmith]

As the parent of a 4 year old girl (plus 8 and 10 year old girls), I am fully aware of Dora. We have the full inventory of Dora dolls, books and computer games. Take some relief that Dora is far less obnoxious than most children's programming and actually teaches them something.

[3fingersalute]

My 5 year old and my 22 month old both love Dora. We have so many Dora toys plus more wrapped up for Xmas it ain't funny.

[kato2274]

As the parent of a 4 year old girl (plus 8 and 10 year old girls), I am fully aware of Dora. We have the full inventory of Dora dolls, books and computer games. Take some relief that Dora is far less obnoxious than most children's programming and actually teaches them something.

we are a blue's clues family ourselves. I can't stand dora because it's the same thing every episode. it's all repetition. Blue's clues does different lessons every show . . . . but we much prefer steve to joe (joe's an idiot)

[PuterGeekGirl]

Sorry...but my son is 9 and way past that stuff....we were however a Blue's Clue's family too...that and Pooh.... Now we are onto Pokemon and Yugi-o.

[Cleetus]

My goddaughter is all into Dora as well

[FatalException0E]

we are a blue's clues family ourselves. I can't stand dora because it's the same thing every episode. it's all repetition. Blue's clues does different lessons every show . . . . but we much prefer steve to joe (joe's an idiot)

You don't have to be a genious to teach 4-year-olds
...just to control them.

[Ferrit]

Dont feel bad Kong I got no idea what the hell there all talking about either

I miss Gumbi and Poki

[Shard92]

Sorry Major I'm with your wife, I heard of dora but had no idea of the popularity....... Course I only have neices/nephews.... no kids

[arch0nmyc0n]

Well lets just be glad strong bad doesn't get his own show:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail110.html

let us pray that homsar doesn't get his show...

[Zil]

Sad, that I know this but I have 2 5 year olds:

Dora: "Hey Boots, how do we get to abuela's house?"

Together:

"Forest, Mountain, Bridge!"
"Forest, Mountain, Bridge!"
"Forest, Mountain, Bridge!"
"Forest, Mountain, Bridge!"
"Forest, Mountain, Bridge!"
"Forest, Mountain, Bridge!"



Make it stop, please......