xmas shopping sux...

**i n e p t** · December 17th, 2004, 01:16 PM

i'd rather get my teeth pulled out than to shop in this friggin' mob riot frenzy time of year. just to give you a mental picture...last night i couldn't shop with a cart cause of the amount of procrastinating shoppers who wait till the last minute

why don't people shop in november, so i can get free access to the shelves by dec. 20th when i do my calculated shopping?

bah humbug!!

**3fingersalute** · December 17th, 2004, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by i n e p t

i'd rather get my teeth pulled out than to shop in this friggin' mob riot frenzy time of year. just to give you a mental picture...last night i couldn't shop with a cart cause of the amount of procrastinating shoppers who wait till the last minute

why don't people shop in november, so i can get free access to the shelves by dec. 20th when i do my calculated shopping?

bah humbug!!

It will be another 6 days till I even think about shopping!

**i n e p t** · December 17th, 2004, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by 3fingersalute

It will be another 6 days till I even think about shopping!

that'll be even worse

dont forget the caltrops and brassknucles

**meatwad** · December 17th, 2004, 01:21 PM

Get your bro to go shopping with you. He can herd them all into Sears while you shop the rest of the mall.

**i n e p t** · December 17th, 2004, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by meatwad

Get your bro to go shopping with you. He can herd them all into Sears while you shop the rest of the mall.

LMAO...maybe i can novalize a few shopper mobs while im at it

**RIOT** · December 17th, 2004, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by i n e p t

i'd rather get my teeth pulled out than to shop in this friggin' mob riot frenzy time of year. just to give you a mental picture...last night i couldn't shop with a cart cause of the amount of procrastinating shoppers who wait till the last minute

why don't people shop in november, so i can get free access to the shelves by dec. 20th when i do my calculated shopping?

bah humbug!!

Hey, don't talk about me like that...

Around Christmas, I really start to appreciate my wife. She makes sure that the majority of our shopping is completed before the middle of November.

**Stalemate** · December 17th, 2004, 01:30 PM

I don't even help with the wrapping.

Barely have input in the actual gift choosing.

I just sit back on Christmas morning and watch things happen around me, like is the duty of any king of the household.

**WebHead** · December 17th, 2004, 01:32 PM

I haven't even started. This time of year is soooooooo friggin busy I tellz ya!! I gotta get it all done tomorrow. Do it!

**Stalemate** · December 17th, 2004, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by i n e p t

LMAO...maybe i can novalize a few shopper mobs while im at it

Instead of Invincibility, I could use boxes of Krispy Kremes to get them to follow me around, and then...

**i n e p t** · December 17th, 2004, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by a d e p t

Instead of Invincibility, I could use boxes of Krispy Kremes to get them to follow me around, and then...

and then...you would find urself stuffing ur face in the changing rooms with a few dozen KK's you weak little man

**Stalemate** · December 20th, 2004, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by i n e p t

and then...you would find urself stuffing ur face in the changing rooms with a few dozen KK's you weak little man

I know...

I need help.

**jitBob** · December 20th, 2004, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by freddy

RIGHT.......I`m going into town,I hate `kin Christmas shopping,I hate the tw*ts that see it as an annual excuse to irritate,p*ss me off and generally pollute the streets with their erratic meanderings.SO to all the lardy Engerlund shirt-wearing blimps who "support Man U" but wonder why they cant find "Man.U" on a map,yes you the ones with the heads thoughtfully prepared for surgery,the doddery old dears with the shopping trolleys(give one a sly boot next time you get your ankles crocked,right laugh),the slappers with 7 screaming kids of varying colours that are their passport to the wealth and riches of the welfare system,the oppressed of the world spending my money on designer sporting goods(I dont care if you would get shot at home,you`re in my way),the poxy kids wailing "I want",dont you know there are starving kids in Africa you little sh*ts,havnt you heard that crappy record?And you "need" a Playstation 2?
Right you b*stards,I`m coming in,I`ve got a pair of elbows and I`m not afraid to use them,dont you just love this time of year?

Why, yes, yes I do. Something about the silly grin plastered on my face scares the little ones and the women folk too! The ones in the know just smile back.

**PuterGeekGirl** · December 20th, 2004, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by RIOT

Hey, don't talk about me like that...

Around Christmas, I really start to appreciate my wife. She makes sure that the majority of our shopping is completed before the middle of November.

I usually do too, but due to health issues this year it didn't happen....I had a good chunk of it done, but the rest was finished Friday nite...NOW I remember why I do it early.

**3fingersalute** · December 20th, 2004, 01:25 PM

Mine's all done. It's amazing how many places I can order from online, and have the product shipped to me already gift-wrapped. Too sweet!!!

**WebHead** · December 20th, 2004, 01:34 PM

I got a few more things to get and then I'm done. Man! What a stressful time of year. And everyone is everywhere. Everytime I turn around there is somebody right there.