uk kids tv from the 70-80s

[freddy]

this was actualy broadcasted , could it be done today?

this was a popular kiddis proggy

http://www.rainbowscov.com/zippy0.htm


have fun.

[jitBob]

This is the stuff your children were raised on? Sesame Street it is not!

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."

[techs]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[meatwad]

Come on. Big Bird and Snuffy were obviously gay.

[corturbra]

To Freddy and JitBob - thank you soooo much for brightening up what has been an incredibly difficult period for me!

I remember Rainbow and that dialogue is classic....

[NooNoo]

This script, and others, were made for the christmas tapes. Both the BBC and ITV used to do this... they were privately circulated through the staff and were jealously guarded, until one day, someone distributed their copy unwisely.

The christmas tape stopped But damn they were funny! Yeah, I had copies, I worked for auntie Beeb for a while, as did my first husband and my father.