The demise of Cleetus

**Ya_know** · January 19th, 2005, 02:04 PM

I wanted to thank you all for your meager efforts to stifle and demoralize cleetus with me, but alas, I must take credit for making him cower curled up in the corner over there. I want all of you to take a close look at that cleetus over there…what once was believed through self proclamation to be great, is nothing more then a sniveling little boy with no front teeth.

I hope you learned one important lesson here cleetus, don’t mess with the best, or you get your guts stomped out. The other lesson, be careful what you ask for, you might just get it in spades.

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 02:13 PM

Ouch. I think that hit hard. The Cleet is voiceless? I'll drink to that!

Leave it to the military mind....

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 02:16 PM

It looks like a smackdown from where I sit...

BTW flashback-

People, please go easy on the Cleetus. It's not he's fault he's so stupid, he's the victim of genetic manipulation by the government, in an attempt to create the perfect super solidier. He was implanted with false memories that makes him believe it's actually important and intelligent, and he was also give a barcode tattoo that allows the army to track him. Here's a picture of him returned to his secret K-Mart Headquarters at an undisclosed location, possibly Area 51.

Please be kind to him...he's just a dumb animal in reality. --Cobra

**Ya_know** · January 19th, 2005, 02:19 PM

I give Cobra proper respect on that one too...very creative smack down...

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 02:32 PM

Anyone for a round of beers?

**Cleetus** · January 19th, 2005, 02:40 PM

I was at lunch with the MILF, what the hell are yall going on about now?

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 02:43 PM

Ding Dong the Cleet is dead
Which old cleet?
teh old cleet!

**Ya_know** · January 19th, 2005, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Ding Dong the Cleet is dead
Which old cleet?
teh old cleet!

La La La...La La La!

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 02:53 PM

Guess the Troll is gone now and our Bi-polar friend is busy running.

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 02:57 PM

I have this strange feeling that someone is soon to CTT.

**Cleetus** · January 19th, 2005, 03:05 PM

Mgmt asked me to back off, so I will...

We will live to fight another day my friends....

The enchiladas were very tasty, yet the beans are alread hitting me

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 03:07 PM

Agreed. Try Beano it works.

**Ya_know** · January 19th, 2005, 03:09 PM

Just as I thought...wuss...

Edit: In that, only a real man can survive his own lunch...

**iceman** · January 19th, 2005, 03:12 PM

What's in your wallet?

**amyb** · January 22nd, 2005, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I wanted to thank you all for your meager efforts to stifle and demoralize cleetus with me, but alas, I must take credit for making him cower curled up in the corner over there. I want all of you to take a close look at that cleetus over there…what once was believed through self proclamation to be great, is nothing more then a sniveling little boy with no front teeth.

I hope you learned one important lesson here cleetus, don’t mess with the best, or you get your guts stomped out. The other lesson, be careful what you ask for, you might just get it in spades.

Not my hero!