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  1. July 25th, 2005, 06:55 PM #1
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    Darwin Award - Top Candidate

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems...7/s1422202.htm
    Authorities in Texas say a teenager has been arrested after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana.

    Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hog-tied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.

    Police are looking for the suspects.

    They arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.

    Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police.


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  2. July 25th, 2005, 07:41 PM #2
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    Kinda par for the course for potheads...
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  3. July 26th, 2005, 07:08 AM #3
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    But dude, they stole my TV!!!!
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  4. July 26th, 2005, 07:41 AM #4
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    unfortunately, he didn't die, so he doesn't qualify for the Darwin.

    Give him some time though!!!
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  5. July 26th, 2005, 01:55 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaeger
    Kinda par for the course for potheads...
    I don't think pot made him do that...maybe some acid or something along those lines....shrooms? If it was pot...he'd be too lazy to pick up the phone!
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  6. July 26th, 2005, 02:21 PM #6
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    Of course, we are overlooking the possibility this person was an idiot to begin with. There are many naturally stupid people.
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  7. July 27th, 2005, 11:40 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by El_Squid
    Of course, we are overlooking the possibility this person was an idiot to begin with. There are many naturally stupid people.

    Yes, they all drive in front of me... Hey, wait a minute! What if I am one of those... D'OH!!
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