I'm sorry I had to post this.

**techs** · October 18th, 2005, 07:41 PM

but I couldn't help myself, it's just too freakin' funny to let pass by:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...reast_implant/

"Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.

We kid you not. According to UK's The Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.

Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®

Bootnote
*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally."

**KINGofBLEH** · October 18th, 2005, 11:24 PM

Wonder where they are going to put the USB port?

**3fingersalute** · October 19th, 2005, 07:46 AM

Where can you sign up for beta testing ???

**confus-ed** · October 19th, 2005, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by 3fingersalute

Where can you sign up for beta testing ???

Are you wanting to get 'touchy feely' there, or would you just like some boobs to play with of your own ?!?

**3fingersalute** · October 19th, 2005, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by confus-ed

Are you wanting to get 'touchy feely' there, or would you just like some boobs to play with of your own ?!?

either or.

**Ferrit** · October 19th, 2005, 10:11 AM

Wonder how long the DATA transfer takes? Is it like a quickie or some long drawn out thingie?

**techs** · October 19th, 2005, 10:11 AM

Last night Jay Leno mentioned this. He said women always complain men just look at their breasts and don't listen to them. Now they can do both.

**Guts3d** · October 19th, 2005, 11:46 AM

Is there anything that breasts can't do?

**Ferrit** · October 19th, 2005, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Guts3d

Is there anything that breasts can't do?

UMMM I'll byte is there????

**slgrieb** · October 19th, 2005, 05:13 PM

I'm sure that some will find this thread tasteless and juvenile, but I would like to point out that no post has contained any references to a socket for the headphone jack, or volume and tone control knobs.

Until now.

**Potato Salad** · October 20th, 2005, 08:33 PM

1 niipple will be the volume the other will contain a headphone jack with a fake nipple to cover teh phone jack hole and the usbs will be contained in a push panel on either of the breasts. And next thing you know there going to be putting LCD monitors in prostetic limbs. Or maybe a small GPS in a toupe