The WOTPP's Tale !

[Mags]

I am most curious to know what readers of this intelligent thread actually think?

Do you know I've just discovered that there are 'push me buttons' to WinDrivers Computer Tech Support Forums > Techville > Tech Lounge & Tales - at the bottom of the screen as well as the top. The TIMES I've scrolled up to the top again, sigh !

And I couldn't work out where a large chafing dish of bangers came in? The 'hey ho a'padding I will go' was easy. So as a friend of mine said to someone else in our local coffee house, while we ate dinner, 'you've got a large sausage there'. 'No, I haven't' he said.

And I think this is all designed to keep me from scanning in more of Father's slides .. I must away and worry about my CPU Usage figures...

[houseisland]

And I couldn't work out where a large chafing dish of bangers came in? The 'hey ho a'padding I will go' was easy. So as a friend of mine said to someone else in our local coffee house, while we ate dinner, 'you've got a large sausage there'. 'No, I haven't' he said.

"The Sea of Links"

Kenning n. -- a poetic phrase used instead of the simple name of a thing in Old Norse, Old English, and other Germanic poetry.

Link n. -- any of the divisions of a chain of sausages or black puddings. Usu. in pl. Now chiefly dial. LME

Hence....with a fair degree of warped lateral thinking..."a large chafing dish full of bangers."

[confus-ed]

..with a fair degree of warped lateral thinking..

Ooooo ! Somebodies stumbled onto one of the skills for advanced wotpp'ing ..

Now all you need to be is completely insane like me (a gift Mags seems to be naturally blessed with ), & you can become a real wotpp'er

[Mags]

Talking of lateral thinking, used to do a lot of that as an Old Fashioned Analyst Programmer, all the languages I used have gone with the Ark methinks ..

And talking of a Sea of Links, I would have put more, but my mobile's just told me dinner is ready, including Pilchards ..

[WebHead]

Wow,.. there is a whole legion of new users here who have adopted the WOTPP. Amazing. It's like a new religion or something.

[MadDog]

Wow,.. there is a whole legion of new users here who have adopted the WOTPP. Amazing. It's like a new religion or something.

Webby !!! How the heck have you been ?? The rain been keeping you indoors ??

MD

[confus-ed]

..The rain been keeping you indoors ??..

The blokes in the white coats keep filling his tunnels in

[Mags]

Oh gosh, new users? Yes and old users who may have been away a while and seem like new users to those of us who haven't been with Windrivers since the 1800s!

And I sincerely hope the old users realise WOTPP's are Women of the Prehistoric Planet, not to be confused with... er confus-ed ..

[confus-ed]

I'm often confus-ed (its my entire act ! ), but nevertheless you are wotpp'ing whether you think you are prehistoric or not

[GrandDad]

the old WOTPP is still live and kicking .

[Rogue1987]

the old WOTPP is still live and kicking .

whats 4000 posts in the WOTPP?

[MobilePCPhysician]

whats 4000 posts in the WOTPP?

Sergeant Major....Sir!

Oh, wait, you only have 215. Don't try to impersonate an officer. We will have to court martial you!!

[Magic Marker]

Sergeant Major....Sir!

Oh, wait, you only have 215. Don't try to impersonate an officer. We will have to court martial you!!

Hmm I have some catching up to do

[Rogue1987]

Sergeant Major....Sir!

Oh, wait, you only have 215. Don't try to impersonate an officer. We will have to court martial you!!

darn. :P

:banana:

[Rogue1987]

:banana:

Well that sucks.