The Crap Christmas Presents list !

[parismouton]

it would be the ultimate non-xmas pressie,

not a lady the last time i looked

[emr]

Ah...PLEASE post one. That would be a hoot.
Mouton: you ARE a lady, right?

He prefers wearing ladies underwear if that's what you mean Triple.

emr

[TripleRLtd]

not a lady the last time i looked

Then you two are sounding a bit too teh friendly, what with visions of each other in speedos and girls undies!

[emr]

Then you two are sounding a bit too teh friendly, what with visions of each other in speedos and girls undies!

It's no vision; I've seen him wearing them.

I'm still in counseling; it's costing me a fortune.

emr

[NooNoo]

OK, my mother is a pain, there is never a list of stuff she might like - if she sees something she wants, she buys it - even in December. It does not occur to her EVER to put her hand in her pocket and withdraw a pen and paper instead of her purse. Finding out what she wants is a freaking nightmare. She does alot for me one way or another and I WANT to get her something she would really like.... but I have no chance because she just goes and gets it. ARRRGH

So this year I got creative. I wrote new lyrics to a christmas carol... Wanna try guess which carol?


No, not Scrooge, I’m composing -
New verses for you to sing
Rhyme replaces paper wrappings
And the other Christmas things
Can you work out what the tune is?
This is not exactly pop quiz!
Here’s the story of my quest
To get you what you’d like best
Finding gifts for you is hard
So I wrote this Christmas card




Asked around and got no joy
Thought of tricks I could employ
Talked to Santa at his office
He found something was amiss
Elves found nothing on your list
Santa checked for emails missed
Santa said he had no clue
Now I wondered what to do
Ideas sparked with which I sparred
Then I wrote this Christmas card




Clever words - absurd rhyming
Will help you fill the time in
Waiting for the sales to start
And for me to do my part
We’ll go shopping for your present
A day out will be most pleasant
We will find just what you need
And my plan will succeed
Christmas day will not be marred
Hope you liked this Christmas card

[spicae134]

Ok, maybe this will top the list. I hate cows, I got chased by one! Round and round a bush for about 10 mins til someone came out to find me. One year when shopping for pot holders, all I could find was a pair with cows, so I bought them. This somehow enspired each member of my family to get something with a cow on it even though they didnt know the story! boxers, pictures, placemats, stuffed animals and yes, even a creamer and sugar bowl collectable. Cowwwwwwssssssss.....I seem to be forgotten as a mother when it comes to b-day, mothers day or any other day a mother should be reconized. For years I've asked for a mothers ring or to have this blue topaz pear stone put in a silver setting for me, has it been done? NO! Does it sound bad that I'm upset for not recieving anything?

[amyb]

I asked for flannel jammies from my sister in law (something like the ones LL bean sells). Well, she bought me something from Victoria's Secret (I look like a beach umbrella).

[dekker]

I got, shoes, pillows, clothes, and some other misc crap like that..... so I went out and bought a DVD burner for myself so I could at least get something decent for Christmas

[gazzak]

Jesus started it, he got Myrrh! What the h3ll does a baby want with myrrh?

[BOB IROC]

or Frankincense. I am sure all he wanted was the gold.

[confus-ed]

.. What the h3ll does a baby want with myrrh?

Maybe they wanted that & the frankincense to cover up the smell of donkey pooh & baby farts ? ..

(at that time both were probably worth many times their wieight in gold, & were commonly used in religious ceremonies ..)

[cookin chef]

Crap present - Thermal Fleece shirt - so much static

But it is the thought that counts.

[spicae134]

LOL ok, speaking of crap, I forgot to mention, my dog left me a nice present on the floor Christmas morning!

[clascomp]

Leisure suits.

Nobody should of ever gotten leisure suits.

Not even 30 years ago!

[theonetruely]

LOL ok, speaking of crap, I forgot to mention, my dog left me a nice present on the floor Christmas morning!

My dog had more presents than me and more christmas dinner
( how did that happen ? )