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December 16th, 2008, 04:44 PM
#136
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Why do all the stupid people insist on driving in front of me, as opposed to behind me where they can do me little harm or slow me down?
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December 16th, 2008, 06:17 PM
#137
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That reminds me. Why do all the people who think they can drive better than me drive behind me?! They all act like surrogate backseat drivers and make me get into other peoples way.
Hehehe
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December 16th, 2008, 07:13 PM
#138
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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a MANIAC?!?"
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December 17th, 2008, 08:50 AM
#139
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Originally Posted by DonJ
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a MANIAC?!?"
Hmmm.. there is nobody faster than me.. well 99.9% of the time..
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December 17th, 2008, 02:04 PM
#140
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Why do all the stupid people insist on driving in front of me, as opposed to behind me where they can do me little harm or slow me down?
The smell is much less pronounced when upwind.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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December 17th, 2008, 09:28 PM
#141
Registered User
Does the chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
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December 19th, 2008, 11:58 AM
#142
Registered User
Originally Posted by rgharper
Does the chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Not at all. That is a common misconception.
In fact, the loss of flavour (notice the correct spelling) occurs when, during gum recovery, one bites into the bodies of thousands of dust mites that have congregated upon its surface, having grown bored of gnawing away at dander all day long.
The chemical interaction between the dust mite cadavers and gum actually cancel each other out, so neither can be properly tasted. The hardness (almost "crunchiness) of the gum's texture after prolonged exposure is often attributed to evaporation of it's moisture, but now we know better.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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December 19th, 2008, 12:25 PM
#143
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Why do all the stupid people insist on driving in front of me, as opposed to behind me where they can do me little harm or slow me down?
The smell is much less pronounced when upwind.
Hehehehe.... I never thought of that...
Mmmmmmmm.... Crunchy dust mites....
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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December 19th, 2008, 09:18 PM
#144
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Cool, new facts to take to my next office party. Thanks!
Hey, speaking of which, why is it that a project manager is always the last person to know that the project has changed?
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December 19th, 2008, 09:51 PM
#145
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December 20th, 2008, 10:33 PM
#146
Registered User
Dear Stalemate;
Why are people always breaking wind and never fixing it?
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December 22nd, 2008, 10:32 AM
#147
Registered User
Originally Posted by rgharper
Cool, new facts to take to my next office party. Thanks!
Hey, speaking of which, why is it that a project manager is always the last person to know that the project has changed?
No one wants to interrupt the daily nap schedule of said manager.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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December 22nd, 2008, 10:41 AM
#148
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Originally Posted by slgrieb
Dear Stalemate;
Why are people always breaking wind and never fixing it?
In a nutshell, wind vandals are having to put in much less effort than wind engineers. The paperwork alone to get a wind reparation approved is a sad statement about the state of our governmental bureaucracy. A disgstingly large amount of our national deficits are directly caused by this mis-management which compounds the actual diffuculty of carrying out the restaurations.
In our century, other grassroot methods were introduced (lighting matches, using pine-scented car mirror decorations, spraying aerosol scents, blaming pets, etc.) but none have garnered sufficient mainstream approval for these since they're mostly covering the issue, not resolving it.
Last edited by Stalemate; December 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 AM.
Reason: spelling
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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December 31st, 2008, 10:33 AM
#149
Hey mon ami, t'aimes sûr manger des patates, des patates "pilées", des patates frites, des patates au Cheez-Whiz?
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December 31st, 2008, 02:13 PM
#150
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Originally Posted by houseisland
Hey mon ami, t'aimes sûr manger des patates, des patates "pilées", des patates frites, des patates au Cheez-Whiz?
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