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February 20th, 2006, 04:45 AM
#106
Registered User
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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February 21st, 2006, 06:10 PM
#107
Registered User
Or, how much ground could groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? 
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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February 21st, 2006, 07:19 PM
#108
Registered User
Ah, yes! Dun Assuming! From CE 957 to 981 the seat of Gwengellich the Bewildered! This ruler of the Welsh cantrev of "WOTFMate!" is best known for promoting local laws prohibiting bodily functions such as running noses, etc. His most quoted pronouncement is: "Whoever shall fart, burp, sneeze, cough, and hiccup at the same time; then shall he die upon the Wheel for God's greater Glory!" Amen, brother.
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February 22nd, 2006, 12:09 PM
#109
Registered User
 Originally Posted by slgrieb
"Whoever shall fart, burp, sneeze, cough, and hiccup at the same time; then shall he die upon the Wheel for God's greater Glory!"
If I did all of those simultaneously, I would die, probably of exploding!
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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February 23rd, 2006, 05:56 AM
#110
Driver Terrier
When are you coming to sort out all the odd jobs I have around the house?
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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February 28th, 2006, 12:51 PM
#111
Registered User
Originally Posted by Pluto
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All of it.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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February 28th, 2006, 12:52 PM
#112
Registered User
Originally Posted by NooNoo
When are you coming to sort out all the odd jobs I have around the house?
Sorry dear.
I love you like a sister and I'm already ensla.. I mean, married.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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September 8th, 2008, 10:57 PM
#113
How are you?
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It is my pure and virtuous heart that
gives me the strength of ten!
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November 19th, 2008, 11:56 AM
#114
Registered User
Originally Posted by houseisland
How are you?
I'm great, if still in need of losing 40lbs, thanks. 
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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November 21st, 2008, 05:31 AM
#115
Intel Mod
G'day!
I got out of hospital today - when should I go back to work, as soon as they want me, or when I feel like it?
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November 21st, 2008, 12:30 PM
#116
Registered User
What is the square root of Pi squared? <----- ( Heh heh, trick question! )
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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November 21st, 2008, 04:44 PM
#117
Registered User
A few questions to keep you busy.
A: If God can do anything can God make a rock he can't move?
(No I'm not making fun of religion I just always liked that question)
B: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
C: Does the light in the refigerator stay on when you close the door?
D: What is the meaning of life?
E: Why is it that even if I chew up all the corn, hmm... nevermind.
Last edited by Niclo Iste; November 21st, 2008 at 04:46 PM.
One Script to rule them all.
One Script to find them.
One Script to bring them all,
and clean up after itself.
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November 26th, 2008, 04:48 PM
#118
Registered User
Originally Posted by Platypus
G'day!
I got out of hospital today - when should I go back to work, as soon as they want me, or when I feel like it?
No need to worry.
Your position has already been reassigned. 
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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November 26th, 2008, 04:51 PM
#119
Registered User
Originally Posted by Guts3d
What is the square root of Pi squared? <----- ( Heh heh, trick question! )
Hmm.... pi.... arrrrh. 
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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November 26th, 2008, 05:00 PM
#120
Registered User
Originally Posted by Niclo Iste
A few questions to keep you busy.
A: If God can do anything can God make a rock he can't move?
(No I'm not making fun of religion I just always liked that question)
B: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
C: Does the light in the refigerator stay on when you close the door?
D: What is the meaning of life?
E: Why is it that even if I chew up all the corn, hmm... nevermind.
I usually only answer one question at a time, but I'm feeling generous so I'll let you live.
A- Yes, and no.
B- Then someone, somewhere, has discovered/invented travel between planes of existence since those two absolutes cannot logically exist in the same universe. Champagne is in order.
C- Yes. Otherwise the elephants get scared.
D- 42
E- It not the same corn you ate actually, but rather the offsprings of the bacteria that "got it on" while travelling through you. Any discomfort you might feel during digestion is caused by the intense lovemaking. Try not to think about it next time it is served.
Last edited by Stalemate; November 26th, 2008 at 05:16 PM.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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